#pylaar

The Poly is so real! Thank you thank you thank you!

“Caramel Poptick is Cactus’ favorite.”

Out of all the Bugsnax found in the plains, forest, and mountain, Pylaar always found the sweet Caramel Poptick to be her favorite. Sure the Gorge had the normal variant, but they were difficult to pop, unlike their Caramel variant who were already popped. She would always ask Riamam to grab her one when she was hunting.

Two more friends have been drawn!

This time it’s:

@boogurl405

@mayyak

Plus some extra doodles since I’m pretty sure that’s all my tumblr pals!

Tried to take science notes

Well this isn’t Sesame Street but it is another page of doodles!

This time it’s Pokemon’s Jacq getting the Grumpus treatment! Plus some other doodles in there, which include:

Pylaar and Riamam kissing

Chandlo and Riamam getting on each other’s nerves and ready to throw paws (in a friend way)

And cursed Riamam on four legs

Incorrect quotes ft. My Hundreds of Years Old Bisexuals (Riamam and Pylaar)

Riamam: We all have our demons.

Riamam, grabbing Pylaar: This one’s mine.

Pylaar: I'm not creepy.

Pylaar: I'm petty.

Pylaar: There's a difference, ya' know.

Riamam: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Pylaar: ...what happened?

Riamam: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Riamam: Didn't you die?!

Pylaar: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

*While the Squad is in a battle*

Pylaar, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!

Riamam: Take it back now y'all!

Riamam: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Pylaar:

Pylaar: I like you.

Pylaar: We need a plan to beat them.

Riamam: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Pylaar:

Riamam: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Riamam: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Pylaar: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-

Riamam: We are not doing this!

Riamam: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

Pylaar: Riamam! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Riamam: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

Pylaar: *chokes on something*

Riamam: Jeez, Pylaar, don't die on us.

Pylaar: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

Pylaar: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Riamam: I wrote you a poem.

Pylaar, already crying: You did?

Riamam: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*

Riamam: Oh my god, is this expired?

Riamam: *Takes another sip of milk*

Riamam, throwing a pokeball at Pylaar: Pylaar, I choose you!

Pylaar, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Riamam: Look, Pylaar! It's the good Kush!

However that’s not the only favorite Snax she likes.

Cheesepoofs (Regular and White) are her favorites from the deserts, but she can never really go there long enough to catch them because of the heat.