#pwp masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven

am i finally in my bear era? (ao3) - k_m_s_j (orphan_account)

Summary: dan and phil fuck on halloween while dan keeps his costume on, underwear off

Awakening (ao3) - ayephan

Summary: Phil Lester is tired of boring, mediocre sex.

He finds himself at a goth club, attempting to break into a new scene. Maybe someone here can show him a good time.

bite (ao3) - electric_typewriter

Summary: Dan and Phil work on Dan's biting problem after Dan wakes up feeling a bit needy.

bunny up (ao3) - siriuscybernetics

Summary: they should have been playing mario kart to decide who was sorting the recycling, but dan is too distracting.

Butterflies and Hurricanes (ao3) - olivermirror

Summary: A few months after several meetings with Phil, Dan decides to give him the best head of his life. Only, well, he didn't really expect Phil to be so nice about it.

Do all the things you should to me (ao3) - BleedingAlive

Summary: Omega Dan forgets his suppressants the first time him and Phil meet

flip flop era (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: had this in the drafts since around how phil nearly died dropped oops lol! no beta so sorry if this is a mess. my first phanfic so be nice!!

Get Wrecked (ao3) - httphowell

Summary: Dan’s dreams have been haunted by a new version of Phil—blonde, bold, and unrelenting. When Phil refuses to stop asking about his dreams, Dan cracks, confessing every detail of how dream-Phil ruined him. Now, Phil is determined to see if he can make those dreams a reality.

Hold on Me (ao3) - skrundle

Summary: Phil discovers Dan likes having his hair pulled. Like really, really likes having his hair pulled.

Home is where the heart belongs (wrapped in your marshmallow love) (ao3) - napstarblook

Summary: After playing Date Everything and unable to stop thinking of inanimate objects coming to life as human, Phil tries to guess the one thing Dan would date in their home.

I don't care what you think, (as long as it's about me). (ao3) - littlemittens

Summary: Dan and Phil *checks notes* 'wrestle'.

i want this like a cigarette (can we drag it out and never quit?) (ao3) - youdbeparanoid2

Summary: When Dan’s train was cancelled, his stress was quickly overshadowed by the realization that he got to spend a second night with Phil.

They just had to make sure Phil’s parents didn’t hear what they got up to.

indulgence (ao3) - DollMew

Summary: The lingerie kinky fic you've been waiting for.

it's all i ever do (ao3) - rexluc

Summary: Vietnam has been nothing short of perfect so far, and they enjoy it to the fullest.

Let Go For Me (ao3) - emtothesun

Summary: Dan loses track of himself on holiday. Phil is there to help.

lost kitten in the street (ao3) - pigeoncrow

Summary: Dan helps neko Phil home from the Tube when he falls ill. Dan was just going to walk him to the door. Now he doesn't want to leave

Marked/Yours (ao3) - fuckthisHin

Summary: Dan leaves for WAD Tour and Phil gets a tattoo

media training (ao3) - jengaforgirls

Summary: Dan and Phil invent puppy play with their own beautiful minds.

mercy i had found (ao3) - siriuscybernetics

Summary: dan is depressed, phil fucks him about it.

Moon River (ao3) - christianpuppetshow

Summary: Dan and Phil are teachers at the same school. They spend the entire academic year pining after each other. Everyone else around them notices first.

playing the game (ao3) - Celeste (artificialmac)

Summary: The aftermath of filming the 2026 Easter Baking video.

sing us a song, you're the (slutty) piano man (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Dan confronts Phil off camera about his social media choices; Phil finds a creative way to reassure him.

Sister Daniel and Father Phillip get Phreaky in the Kitchen (ao3) - sparksofinspirationflamed

Summary: Dan and Phil attempt to launch OnlyPhans. Things do not go as planned.

Sister (Daniel), I'm Not Much (ao3) - chewswisely777

Summary: Phil doesn't mind not being a party person, but coming to terms with not being straight is a much bigger challenge, especially with a beautiful girl always throwing herself at him. She drags him to a party, and there he meets a flirty, crossdressing nun who doesn't mind trying something new if it means getting Phil to confront his sexuality long enough to get him in bed.

Soft Like Summer Rain (ao3) - olivermirror

Summary: Dani has always loved tits. In 2009, she finally meets a girl who not only likes her for who she is, but lets her turn that love into action.

soften the edges (ao3) - pigeoncrow

Summary: Phil is stressed, so Dan makes sure Phil doesn't lift another finger and gets him out of his head.

sparkly surprise (ao3) - luv_dnp

Summary: basically just Dan giving Phil a bj with very minor world building

Stamina (ao3) - AniniTI

Summary: Sister Daniel does not come out very often, so Dan has to make it count when she does.

stars when you shine (ao3) - isimswyn

Summary: dan's birthday is approaching and phil has prepared a gift for him

Test of Patience (ao3) - httphowell

Summary: Dan and Phil's editing session takes a steamy turn when Phil tests Dan's patience with teasing, pushing him to the edge of control. As the tension rises, their casual interaction turns into a game of power, desire, and restraint. But Dan’s determination to stay in control might just backfire in the end.

The Hat Stays On (ao3) - EM0BATT3RYAC1D

Summary: Phil fucks Dan on the kitchen counter ft some slight praise kink.

Tie a Lasso Around the Moon (Bring it on Down to You) (ao3) - Coffeeand_Cake

Summary: Sometimes, like today, it makes Dan angry.

Unbuttoned, Unbothered, Unstoppable (ao3) - httphowell

Summary: After their Terrible Influence Tour show, Dan and Phil return to their hotel room, where Phil, still buzzing with energy, lounges in a half-unbuttoned shirt, golden trousers, and a pair of ridiculous wolf ears. Dan wants to make fun of him, but instead, he finds himself staring, caught off guard by just how good Phil looks like that.

When I met you I found you safe and warming (ao3) - Stormcloud22

Summary: When Dan meets an alluring stranger in a club, he doesn't tend to have very good self preservation instincts...

Lucky for him, tonight that stranger happens to be Phil Lester.

Whistle at me as my hips go sway (ao3) - isabelsu

Summary: Phil is being a little shit but in the end it works, because Dan ends up eating his ass out.

you can count on me to misbehave (ao3) - lesbaurinkos (pluginbaby)

part one

Away from the Party (ao3) - badwrongprincess steve/sam E, 1k

Summary: Sam and Steve escape a boring event for a bit.

Celebration (ao3) - in_motu_proprio pepper/tony E, 3k

Summary: Tony comes home to Pepper with a bag of schwarma after he finishes eating with the Avengers. Pepper is very glad to see him alive and in one piece.

Meant to begin just after the Avengers have their post-battle snack.

Conversation (ao3) - in_motu_proprio steve/tony E, 1k

Summary: This takes place sometime during the party in Age of Ultron. I figure Tony would have slipped away at some point just to get some quiet and Steve might follow him. Total PWP.

Failing To Not Fall (ao3) - neverthelessthesun steve/tony E, 6k

Summary: Steve was failing to not fall in love with Tony Stark.

AKA the one where Steve thinks he's Friends-With-Benefits with Tony, and Tony thinks he's dating Steve.

I Like it Heavy (ao3) - cheshirccat frank/matt E, 2k

Summary: Frank likes to talk during sex. Tonight's different. Frank’s mouth is on his, and his tongue tastes like blood. He has a hand fisted in Matt’s hair before Matt has the chance to respond to the kiss. “What is going on with you tonight?” “Shut the fuck up and get on your hands and knees,” Frank growls, and Matt decides he can save the questions for later.

Imprison'd (ao3) - woodelf loki/sif E, 4k

Summary: Sif really shouldn't be quite so turned on by the very compromising position that she finds herself in.

love the one you’re with (ao3) - orphan_account bucky/howard E, 5k

Summary: Bucky and Howard have one thing in common: they both want to fuck Steve Rogers. Actually, they have two things in common: they both want to fuck Steve Rogers, and they both know it’s never going to happen.

If you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with.

Moonlight Madness (ao3) - SmutConnoisseur steve/bucky E, 3k

Summary: As the night sky grew darker, the full moon began to rise, casting an eerie light over everything it touched. Steve knew what was coming - the transformation that he had experienced so many times before. His muscles began to ache as his body prepared for the change. It always made Steve feel like he was running out of time, as if the moon were a clock counting down the minutes until he would be human again.

Only one thing could slow time - the love and companionship of a kindred spirit. One cursed to live by the fall of night.

They played a dangerous game, but one that neither of them could resist.

No Vacancies (ao3) - darter_blue, the1918 steve/bucky E, 6k

Summary:Steve Rogers might have a pretty face, but fuck is he a pain in the ass.

In which Bucky and Steve have a sexually charged, warring relationship as co-workers, and the conference hotel has a double-booking problem.

Photograph (ao3) - Anonymous bucky/zemo E, 5k

Summary: Bucky flipped through the stack of photographs, searching for Zemo in each one. He started to pick out a small group within the images, a few faces that popped up in nearly every picture. They must have been Zemo’s team. Bucky stopped on a picture of a very young, nearly shirtless Zemo.

#ReadyAimFire (ao3) - JBMcDragon clint/laura/steve E, 14k

Summary: Everyone knows omegas can be dangerous. Once a cycle, in fact, when heat whispers at them to pick a fight and find the strongest alphas around to breed with. Stuck in Wakanda, a refugee from the USA and WSC, without access to the suppressants he's been using for years, Clint is a living, breathing weapon... who is far too dangerous to go around picking fights. While Clint's idea -- getting himself thrown in jail through his heat -- is stupid (what cell could hold him?), Laura's idea -- to send Steve to retrieve him -- is brilliant. Good thing Steve's up for it.

Or,

An excuse for a lot of ABO sex. I mean, a lot. No regrets.

Rebatch (ao3) - KidDynamite090 steve/bucky E, 7k

Summary: Steve tries to be thrifty by salvaging soap and successfully makes new bars. Bucky, after coming home not too happy with how one of his dates turned out, comes up with a very thoughtful way to thank Steve for his effort and put the soap to good use.

Rise or Fall (Give His All) (ao3) - neverthelessthesun steve/tony E, 7k

sSummary: Tony is self-conscious about his height. Steve tries to make him see it's not all that bad.

Ruining a Perfectly Good Wax Job (ao3) - in_motu_proprio pepper/tony E, 2k

Summary: This is 100% smut intended just to get me writing something. It's fluffy and they're very happy together.

Pepper is quite needy one day so she dresses up in some sexy lingerie and meets Tony in his garage. Car sex ensues. Meant to take place in the space between Homecoming and Infinity War.

Stark Bot (ao3) - Jersey pepper/tony E, 4k

Summary: After a gala benefit following the Battle of New York, Tony and Pepper discover something about her - that she secretly loves being dominated.

A DECIDEDLY shameless PWP. Do not look for character growth. Do not hope for anything deep. Just PWP. And some bondage.

The Sixth of July (ao3) - Sinope clint/phil/steve/tony E, 14k

Summary: Clint loves Phil; Phil has a Captain America kink; Tony likes sex. Omelets, Duck Hunt, power outages, and a very happy birthday ensue.

Ugh, Brats (ao3) - Suicide_Wolf yelena/kate E, 4k

Summary: Yelena is being a brat again. Good thing Kate is there to remind her of her place.

whatever you ask (ao3) - BlossomsintheMist steve/tony E, 19k

But If We're Gonna Do Anything We Might As Well Just Fuck (Does He Take Care Of You) (ao3) - Migs Pairing: Luke/Ashton

Summary: Luke was hoping for a pass on his coursework. He got more. Much more.

OR: Student Luke and Professor Irwin.

Doing Things I Taught You (Late Night When You Need My Love) (ao3) - Migs Pairing: Luke/Ashton

Summary: Ashton needs Luke. He needs him right there and Luke knows exactly what Ashton needs.

For Lack of a Better Partner (ao3) - DaddyAshton Pairing: Luke/Calum

Summary: Calum hasn't gotten laid in ages. Luke wants Calum but has absolutely no way to tell him. They compromise.

give you what you need (ao3) - lourrygum Pairing: Calum/Ashton

Summary: “You know what you need?” Calum murmurs, pressing a kiss to Ashton’s collarbone, then another wetter, open-mouthed one. He presses his hips closer, right against Ashton’s in case he hadn’t got what Calum was trying to suggest.

“Cal,” Ashton says, voice thicker but commanding. Calum sighs again, in defeat this time, bottom lip jutting out although Ashton can’t see it. “We haven’t got the time."

or, ashton is stressed and calum is worried

got me down on both knees (ao3) - lourrygum Pairing: Michael/Ashton

Summary: Michael can get a little too excited sometimes, taking his hyperactivity to a whole new level. During times like these, it's up to Ashton to calm him down.

or, ashton literally fucks michael senseless

Grind On Me (ao3) - flowercrownmikey Pairing: Michael/Luke

Summary: Hotel Room Smut where Muke discover themselves.

*chanting* SMUT SMUT SMUT

Or// Luke wakes up to Michael grinding into him and stuff goes down.

hypothesis (ao3) - lourrygum Pairing: Michael/Luke

Summary: “Yeah,” Michael nods, looking very sure. “Just need someone who knows what he’s doing to show you the way forward.” He leans in closer to Luke, just so Luke can feel his breath against his face. Luke’s eyes settle on his lips, wet from his drink, and curved into a small smile. “Know what I mean?”

or, luke is frustrated and michael is willing to assist

If You Never Shoot, You'll Never Know (ao3) - flowercrownmikey Pairing: Michael/Luke

Summary: Michael smirks, like he's realizing how pissed Luke is, and it just makes Luke even madder, makes him want to do something, anything that'll wipe the fucking smile off his face. He leans in slowly, Michael's smile falling as his grows, and then they're chest to chest, breath hitting Michael's lips. He waits for Michael's mouth to fall open before he leans in further, teasingly brushing their lips together before moving his mouth to Michael's ear.

"Don't call me that." He growls and walks away, not looking back.

OR// Luke hates being called 'twink' and it turns out that Michael refusing to stop calling him it is probably the best thing that's ever happened to him.

Let Me Put On a Show for You, Daddy (ao3) - blakecoffeeandcigarettes Pairing: Luke/Ashton

Summary: While discussing their kinks, Ashton reveals to Luke that he likes to be called Daddy and in response to the younger boy’s confusion explains its origins as beginning when he stepped into the fatherly role for his younger siblings after their dad left. When Luke agrees to try out this newly discovered kink Ashton, having never explored the kink with anyone else becomes pleasantly overwhelmed and despite a lack of understanding on the kink and the intention of giving up control to his “Daddy” Luke has to guide the experience along.

Let Me Take You There (ao3) - flowercrownmikey Pairing: Michael/Luke

Summary: The fact that Ashton and Calum don't know Luke and Michael have sex doesn't stop Luke, neither does the fact that they interrupted and Luke isn't going to just stop now.

Or// Luke and Michael continue having sex even though Calum and Ashton are in the room, and the boys still don't know that the other half of their band sleep together.

passionately curious (ao3) - cliffakitten Pairing: Luke/Ashton

Summary: 'Luke Hemmings'

At this, he nearly choked for the second time that morning, since he just happened to know someone with that name. That someone being, his next door neighbour, the very hot neighbour, who Ashton may or may not have a huge crush on.

Yeah, that Luke Hemmings. Who apparently orders sex toys online...who knew? Definitely not Ashton.

protean (ao3) - loafers Pairing: Michael/Luke

Summary: luke thinks michael is pretty. luke wants to fuck him.

start again (ao3) - lourrygum Pairing: OT4

Summary: It hits him more like a feather than a freight train, his love for these boys. Because it’s always been there, and he’s always known, at least a little. He can’t see a path they could’ve gone down without somebody eventually fucking somebody, which would lead to a lot of jealousy and resentment because it fucking had to be all of them, or nothing at all. Either that or they’d spend their whole lives searching for each-other in other people because they all knew deep down that each-other is all they wanted.

or, 5sos fuck on vacation

Two, Two, Four (ao3) - cashcakeplz Pairing: OT4

Summary: "So, let me get this straight. You...want to have a foursome...tonight?" Luke asked, raising an eyebrow at Calum.

or the one where Calum and Luke seduce their boys into a foursome.

we are numb (we are young, we'll have fun) (ao3) - fandomslut1998 Pairing: Michael/Luke

Summary: michael notices how luke can hold an ipad with one hand

you drape your wrists over the steering wheel (ao3) - spaces Pairing: Luke/Calum

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven

ask and receive (ao3) - Celeste (artificialmac)

Summary: It’s 2009 and Dan and Phil meet in person for the first time, and it’s a lot. But it’s mostly just frottage.

bunny (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: dan's feeling some type of way after filming "date everything".

Charming (ao3) - eatmedrinkme (incrediblytired)

Summary: The panties should have been nothing.

And maybe in any other world at any other time, they would have been nothing. Today they were something.

I'll be thinking of you (ao3) - icarus-showmethemoon (icarusshowmethemoon)

Summary: Dan likes to feel pretty. Phil likes to feel Dan when he's pretty.

aka Dan buys lingerie to tease phil and give him spank bank material, and Phil gets way too eager.

knot problem (ao3) - PhanTDM

Summary: When Dan said "Daddy's got a little knot problem? " onstage, he was making a joke. Except it kinda wasn't a joke- the knot part, not the daddy part. or the problem part.

Love You More Than Words Can Tell (ao3) - sleepyslag (galacticneighbor)

Summary: Jamaica, 2010. Phil is in love.

medieval princess (ao3) - ShiwiSins (IetjeSiobhan)

Summary: “I’m going to fuck a baby into you,” he tells Phil, feeling absolutely wild with the image of Phil, pregnant.

Mirror, Mirror (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: While on tour, Dan and Phil check into a luxury hotel room with a massive mirror across from the bed. The mirror sparks a fantasy Dan’s had for years — watching themselves during sex.

new beginnings, old fantasies (ao3) - Celeste (artificialmac)

Summary: Dan has a fantasy about being thrown around by a bunch of big strong men, and tells a very interested Phil about it.

Pass Around (ao3) - silaswhatever

Summary: Usually, with this specific wet dream, Dan was simply… Dan. A six foot four naked lanky man being used by faceless guys in a void in a completely objectifying and yet debilitatingly arousing way - in his own words, a “pass around party bottom”.

But this time, things had changed. Now it wasn’t Dan in the dream. Not really, anyways.

No, this was Sister Daniel.

PeggleTwink9 (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: “I’ll peg you,” Dan says in their usual tone of your mum jokes, but then keeps planting kisses along Phil’s collarbone and says more sincerely, “C’mon, Birthday Boy, I wanna peg you.”

A fic about mornings and indulgence.

Praise With Your Body (ao3) - galacticneighbor

Summary: Phil has a thing for being called Angel.

Sister Daniel doesn't mind getting on her knees for him.

Sip or Spill (ao3) - daiyouhinn

Summary: phil has bought yet another something online and the parcel gets delivered on drinking card game filming day.

slave to your design (ao3) - manchesterau

Summary: Dan’s eyes bore into his as he waits, like a good boy.

Use me like your toy (ao3) - PhanOfThe_Pheal

Summary: Dan's been reading an... Interesting book, thats got him feeling some kind for way.

wife material (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Phil laughed under his breath, soft and a little pink, then set his mug on the desk and leaned in just close enough for Dan to catch the faint brush of his shoulder. “Maybe I should just embrace it. Sit pretty, let you play man of the house.”

Dan looked up at him, dark amusement flickering in his eyes. “Phil, you already do.”

Words are worthless when you're laying in my bed (ao3) - daiyouhinn

Links last checked: February 23rd, 2025

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six

2 minutes (ao3) - easybubbyy

Summary: On the long flight to Australia, Dan gets a tad bit handsy. They sort it out in the bathroom.

a new breed of love (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Dan and Phil make the most of a hotel room while on tour.

all of me, honestly (is dedicated to hold you) (ao3) - lesbaurinkos (pluginbaby)

Summary: “You know what I mean. It’s nice having you back,” he informs him, unnecessarily, because he knows Dan knows.

Dan always knows.

And Phil means it and means more, means it’s nice seeing you in your element again, means it’s not fair what they’re doing to you, I wish I could–, means I want to remind you how much I love you. How much everyone does.

(or: post-filming what dan and phil text each other 2.)

100% northern meat (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: dan really likes talking about phil’s ass and phil decides to test that theory.

blasphemous. (ao3) - razussy

Summary: sister daniel helps lucifer lester get on the path of reformation.

Buffy Movie Nights are Life Changing (ao3) - angelicsam

Summary: Things get steamy between Dan and Phil during their nighttime Buffy streaming session in 2010; featuring a confident yet bashful Phil and a shy Dan who learns how to drive Phil crazy.

Continents Apartment (ao3) - floweretfairies

Summary: Dan’s stroking his cock, reaching for his phone. He needed his man, but they were continents apart.

Dan and Phil Take Each Other's Clothes Off (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) (ao3) - BREAD2000yeet

Summary: Dan and Phil play dress-up based off Dan's one dailybooth

Dan stops and stares at him, “You did not just tell me a red panda fact while we are having sex.”

“They can also glow in the dark.”

Delicate (ao3) - easybubbyy

Summary: Phil reveals a hidden desire to be treated more femininely by Dan, particularly drawn to Dan's masculinity and how he looks in sleeveless shirts. Dan indulges Phil's desires, leading to a passionate evening of trust, affection, and deep connection.

domino’s pizza (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: dan can’t stop thinking about calling phil ‘daddy’ again, but his anxiety makes it feel impossible to communicate his desires with phil. but phil always knows when something’s up, and dan can’t bear to keep things from him.

Don't blame me (ao3) - kattdan

Summary: Dan likes taking his time. He loves watching Phil like this, the sight of his pale skin turning slightly red as he presses his fingers into it, small bruises forming from his teeth on his shoulder really gets him worked up in a way he can’t explain.

haircut (ao3) - ShiwiSins (IetjeSiobhan)

Summary: Dan gets a new haircut. Phil approves.

Heated (ao3) - reiects

Summary: Dan just wants to be good & Phil loves him so much

Her / Awakening (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Dan feels drunk on a feeling of awakening; sexual, but also something else, something unnamed.

I Like my Men How I Like my Gin and Tonic (ao3) - BREAD2000yeet

Summary: Dan gives a C- blowjob and an receives an A+ handjob emo boys kissing vibes they r in luvv

Impressions (ao3) - ottertrashpalace

Summary: Art museum guard who knows obsessive amounts about art history x nepo baby curator who has never read a book but keeps knocking it out of the park on vibes alone

into temptation (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: Phil searches, following the sound, and sees the shape of someone moving through the crowd, a shimmer like a fish in water, there and then gone: a bare shoulder in a black tank top, the flash of a silver earring, dark curly hair, the side of a face. A moment later, and the shimmer’s come out by the bar, and Phil forgets to look away.

keep quiet (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: This feels indulgent in a way he hasn’t felt in a while. He’s tired after a night of being social, tallying up points and arguing with Phil and their friends about which countries had the best Eurovision songs, booing and complaining when their favorite didn’t win. And he’s sweaty from sleeping in close quarters. But he can’t bring himself to stop the building arousal between them.

make me feel (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: dan discovers a new use for his walk-in closet

Mucky Pup (ao3) - cats_with_no_tails

Summary: Dan knows what Phil acting out and being a brat was indicative of, even if Phil himself doesn’t. He also knows how to wrangle his boyfriend back into reality after weeks of repressing pent-up feelings.

Or: Phil is a stinky baby throughout the US tour leg because he has a hard time working through negative emotions. Dan grounds him by putting him in his place.

nun as good (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: It’s so stupid and silly, and it’s just them in their messy kitchen, but Phil has been on edge ever since Dan first came into the kitchen in that outfit.

off the record (ao3) - jailedmoonshine

Summary: dan isn't in the mood to film a video, so phil makes sure he's in the mood

one of your girls (or your homies) (ao3) - ppp_pbabe

Summary: they fuck(tm). that's literally it.

perhaps in sydney (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Phil likes Dan's new hair. He likes it a lot.

Precious Baby Angel (ao3) - toadsappho

Summary: Phil shows Dan his new t-shirt, but that's not the only surprise he has for him.

push and pull (ao3) - manchesterau

Summary: They’re nowhere near ready to be done, and Phil isn’t always patient when it comes to most things but when it comes to fucking Dan, he has all the time in the world.

Sunscreen (ao3) - anyrandohuman

Summary: Dan and Phil have a beach trip that turns into sex in the ocean

inspired by Dan’s insta stories ig

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: Dan refuses to give Phil what he wants until he says it

The Hunt (ao3) - toadsappho

Links last checked: February 23rd, 2024

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five

A Night Out (ao3) - developerdaniel

Summary: aka the fic where phil decides to go out for the night and ends up going home with dan for a hookup and a great time

A Well Formatted Email (ao3) - thoughtfullightcollection

Summary: A really well formatted email, and Phil, help get Dan off. Oh, and Phil has a filthy mouth.

angel boy (ao3) - kae_karo

Summary: Aka the one where angel!Dan goes into a demon club looking for a bit of entertainment.

cold fingers (ao3) - itsmyusualphannie (itsmyusualweeb)

Summary: it all starts because dan stole the blankets

Covet (ao3) - americanphancakes

Summary: The only thing making Dan feel alive is his all-consuming crush on the new deacon.

Distractions (ao3) - your_starless_eyes

Summary: Dan's a bit anxious about his newest video, and that just won't do.

don't fight it, baby, be sweet (ao3) - karcathy

Summary: It started out small. It always did. With Phil, feeling restless and annoying, and Dan, distracted and busy. Dan was working, supposedly, although the document he had open was blank, while Phil lounged on the couch next to him, ostensibly watching the telly. In reality, he was trying to distract Dan. It was completely without subtlety, by this point, but he still enjoyed the game of it. A little stretch here, a brush against his thigh there. Nothing unusual, all just gently pushing at his patience until something had to give.

good for you, good for you (ao3) - dvp_95

Summary: It starts like that: Dan's buzzing anxieties and Phil's sincere words helping to keep him grounded. Barely even a relinquishing of any power at all, really.

Laughter, Food And Sex (ao3) - Do_it_with_the_Howell_Lesters

Summary: One thing Dan never thought he'd be joking about was his oral fixation. But yet, here we are.

let our bodies make memories (ao3) - symmetricdnp

Summary: The tour's starting to kick into gear, and Dan and Phil enjoy one of their precious days off at home.

Look in the Mirror (ao3) - worriedpeach (skeletonflowers)

Summary: As soon as Dan saw the mirrored ceiling in the back lounge of the tour bus, he knew he was in trouble.

Maybe (ao3) - dvp_95, intoapuddle

Summary: They’re only friends but when Dan wants more, Phil gives it to him.

Moscow to Berlin (ao3) - outphan

Summary: What happens when they get horny on the plane?

news from nowhere (ao3) - chickenfree

Summary: Phil doesn’t know why exactly he’s in his room, other than that – well. He’s giggly, and gregarious, and Martyn had pointedly flicked his eyes back and forth between them. The guy had moaned comically loudly into his french toast, and Phil had perked up for the first time in days, and that was the end of that.

Not Suitable For Instagram (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Dan knows just how to make Phil's footage unusable.

on cloud nine (ao3) - outphan

Summary: Sometimes they have great sex. Sometimes they have not-so-great sex. Sometimes they have sex that accidentally gets live streamed to 12k people.

Post-Tour Agenda (ao3) - blissedoutphil

Summary: They had lots of important things to do after the tour. Like sleep, for one. And sex. Also five months' worth of laundry. And what better way to decide who had to do laundry other than a sexy dan vs phil!

Potheads (ao3) - dickiegreenleaf

Summary: In which Dan runs a pottery studio, bad Christmas gifts are given, and Phil is really just no good at working clay.

Potroast (ao3) - dickiegreenleaf

Summary: In which Dan is very serious about his pottery studio, pinch pots are vaguely made, and Phil just wants to ogle his boyfriend.

sensitive (ao3) - intoapuddle, jestbee

Summary: "Do you like it?" Phil asks again. He doesn't know why he wants to hear Dan say it, but he does.

"I like it," Dan nods, tipping his back to bare his neck to Phil's teeth.

Sleepover (ao3) - your_starless_eyes

Summary: Slow kisses can quickly evolve into something a bit more... heated, if you're not careful.

Just remember to beware of your mother (or your boyfriend's mother) unless you want to die of embarrassment.

Slow Down (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Phil knows that Dan can hear him. Phil knows that Dan thinks that two can play at this game. Phil knows that that absolutely isn’t true.

Smart casual (ao3) - Allthephils

Summary: Phil’s zipper is stuck.

Sweet Nothings (ao3) - Allthephils

Summary: Dan needs a sugar fix so Phil helps him out.

takes one to know one (ao3) - dvp_95

Summary: When Dan made a profile on a somewhat seedy app, he hadn't really known what to expect. He definitely didn't expect Phil.

Thumbs Up (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: The guys play around with a particular piece of home decor

To the shop and back (ao3) - winstonlives

Summary: Dan does the laundry, but Phil needs his jeans.

Twirling in Tulle (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Dan wears a skirt. Phil gets stupidly horny. Bon appetite.

Wait It Out (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Sometimes Phil just wants Dan to wait it out.

you look so good it hurts (in my favorite t-shirt) (ao3) - phantasticworks

Links Last Checked: February 23rd, 2025

part one, part three, part four, part five, part six

After Getting Stood up, Hooking Up. (ao3) - Analphancones

Summary: Dan get's stood up for prom, so teacher Phil takes him it upon himself to show him how awesome prom should be.

Bang Me Like Those Drums - analphancones

Summary: Phil is the drummer of a band, but how will the lead singer, Kevin, feel when he walks in on Phil banging his younger brother Dan as hard as Phil bangs his drums?

Black Nails and Thick Thighs (ao3) - phandomsub

Summary: When Dan grows his nails out to paint them, it sparks a chain-reaction of fantasies in Phil’s head.

darkest little paradise (ao3) - irrationalqueer

Summary: There’s a pattering of rain on the window. The curtains are open but all that’s visible through the window is a patch of dark grey sky, and even that is marred by the wetness on the glass. A subtle woodsy scent filters through the room, the faint smokiness of the burning candle a complement to the gloom outside. It’s almost peaceful.

Don't cry, ~craft~. (ao3) - sinking_wthatship

Summary: The story behind Dan's tweet about his 'wild New Year Eve'.

Aka existential crisis, tooth-rooting fluff, wine & Pokémons.

Fuck The Past (Dan vs Phil vs Daniel) (ao3) - phandomsub

Summary: Daniel and Phil decide to mess around with a book of spells for their new video. It’s all just a good laugh, until they somehow end up transporting 18-year-old Dan from 2009 into 2017. The only logical solution is: threesome.

if you like to do whatever you've been dreaming about (ao3) - resurrectdead

Summary: They do this, though. Play pretend. Dan is just a student and Phil is just a teacher trainee. They’ve never met outside of school. They’ve never grabbed coffees or snuggled up listening to music. They've never bunched up into the janitorial room with their tongues down each others' throats, Phil's hand down Dan's unzipped pants and his glasses fogging up on the tip of his nose, whispering a messy string of “I love you”s into his neck.

Mistaken identity (ao3) - corvinephan

Summary: Phil mistakes Dan for someone else.

Perspective (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Dan has a few tricks that make him look at life from a different perspective, but only a few of them work. Playing around with Phil is one trick that never fails.

Safe, Consensual and Comfortable. (ao3) - NeverBeenAWriter

Summary: Dan is a struggling actor who gets scouted by an adult entertainment company. There's no harm in just going to an interview right? It's not like he'd accept the job.

AKA: A pornstar Phan AU no one asked for ^^;

Talk Like That (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Tenderness has its place. But sometimes, even on an evening that is as quiet and unassuming as this one, Phil wants filthy heat and tension that doesn’t require an afterthought.

The Great Unexpected Daddy Kink! - gorgeousdan

Summary: Dan totally doesn’t have a daddy kink. It’s just that sometimes he reads phanfics and sometimes he turns red when he calls Phil daddy in these fics and sometimes he uses humour to cover up the fact that he finds it totally, ridiculously, hot.

the maestro and his muse (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Phil is a professional artist. There are some things he has always wanted to try, and with a motto like Try New Things, it’s understandable that he’ll go through with many of them. Painting on living, breathing, naked human bodies is one of those things.

Unfortunately, he's chosen his good friend, muse, and crush Dan Howell as his subject. What could go wrong?

You push all my buttons down. (I know life would suck without you) (ao3) - sinking_wthatship

Summary: I filled a prompt I stole from @phanfic on tumblr shoutout gal xx

Prompt was : Dan and Phil are together, but they have a fight. They don’t speak (only to argue), and have to film a video together. They act civil and what not but it is obvious that they aren’t as close. After the filming, there is a lot of sexual tension, so Phil kisses Dan and it ends up as angry/make-up sex.

&I included strong PINOF 4 references + 2012!phan because well.

you're pins, I'm needles (ao3) - resurrectdead

Summary:Dan was horny. There was no denying that anymore. But the setting wasn’t what he’d imagined for an awkward moment like this to unravel. It was the first time he was in Phil’s bedroom; the first time he’d met him, actually. And Phil was sat right next to him on the bed, somehow oblivious to his torment, too damn concentrated on an underwater Sonic level on the TV screen in front of them. All the while, Dan had his legs squeezed shut, knees tight against each other with the bulge in his sweatpants throbbing noticeably between his warm thighs.

Or: Dan goes to Phil's house for the first time in 2009 and uh. You know.

You Scared, Baby? (ao3) - phandomsub

part one part two, part three, part four, part six

Links last checked: February 23rd, 2025

A YouTuber and a Raptor Trainer Walk into a Bar - allthephils

Summary: Dan and Phil made an agreement that they got a free pass to hookup with their celebrity crushes if the opportunity ever arose. Here’s what happened when it did.

dark purple sky (darkness comes out to play) (ao3) - knlalla

Summary: the one where Dan gets a blowjob from a complete stranger in the middle of the forest on Halloween.

dipping in (ao3) - jestbee

Summary: "So many dips," Phil says. "You'll never use them all."

"Wanna bet?"

Double Ended - auroraphilealis

Summary: Dan and Phil play with a double ended Dildo.

fringe check (ao3) - CoffinWeaver (politely_ironic)

Summary: phil has some feelings about his hair. dan does too. these are vastly different emotions.

Hippo Milk Is Actually Pink (ao3) - deletable_bird

Summary: In Which Dan Is Drunk, Phil Is Also Drunk, They Hook Up, And Things Just Kind Of Go From There.

hot dog, I sure am glad to see ya! (ao3) - theprincessed

Summary: The Mickey Mouse room in Florida sees some unexpected action...

Innocence - yiffandquiff

Summary: Dan was always adamant about not having sex before marriage. But one day he decides he wants to try it with his boyfriend, Phil. But he has one condition: he doesn’t want to see Phil’s dick during sex.

i'm exactly where you like me (ao3) - cosmicphan

Summary: Dan and Phil meet in a gay bar. They fuck.

I’ve got you memorized - tobieallison

Summary: strip scrabble.

Let's Party - yiffandquiff

Summary: A party that Phil doesn’t want to go to? check. A night of surprises? also check. And finding unexpected feelings for a friend? Triple check.

Perspective - intoapuddle

Summary: Dan has a few tricks that make him look at life from a different perspective, but only a few of them work. Playing around with Phil is one trick that never fails.

Photoshoot - auroraphilealis

Summary: Seeing Dan model his clothing for the new AmazingPhil merch proves to be too much for Phil, who can’t quite bring himself to care that they’re in public.

Properly - knlalla

Summary: Dan’s been trying to take advantage of the all-hours pool for a late night swim, but some guy always shows up before him.

Silk - intoapuddle

Summary: There’s something vulnerable in pushing Dan’s eyes closed, and for some reason Phil can’t stop thinking about it (kink discovery, blindfolded)

Spice (ao3) - whisksandplungers

Summary: Inspired by that bit in the Halloween baking video where Phil says 'I like it' and looks at Dan like he is ready to devour him. PWP basically.

Talk Like That - intoapuddle

Summary: Tenderness has its place. But sometimes, even on an evening that is as quiet and unassuming as this one, Phil wants filthy heat and tension that doesn’t require an afterthought.

Under you control(ler) (ao3) - DrunkerWhalers