#puzzleboxes

I tell you, if the cenobites bring me a box, I've got a good hammer. I'll get into hell one way or another! (this was not really a puzzle box. I was just too stupid and excited to figure out how to properly open it) #evergreentattooinvitational #puzzleboxes #cavemanlogic #tattooexpo

"Puzzle Nite" has officially reached SIXTY hand cut wooden jigsaw puzzles to choose from. What started with just four simple puzzles and a fun distraction at the local tavern has blossomed into something a whole lot bigger. I am enjoy the pleasure and genuine enthusiasm that my hand made puzzles have given so many people in the last three months or so. If you have not been to one of my "Puzzle Nite" events at "The Ivory" in Deep River, Connecticut, I hope you will do so in the coming weeks and months. #puzzlenite #puzzlenight #puzzleart #puzzlelover #puzzlefun #puzzletime #puzzleshop #puzzleshow #jigsawpuzzles #jigsawpuzzle #woodenpuzzle #woodenpuzzles #handcutpuzzle #handmadepuzzle #handmadewoodwork #handmadewoodentoys #handcraftedwoodwork #puzzlebox #puzzleboxes #mgcpuzzles

Sure, man. It's a pretty tough nut to crack, so take your time.

Look here. I look like a human, I walk like a human, most of the time I talk like a human, but if you strangle me with the intestines of a loved one, I do not die. In fact, whatever you do to me, I will not die. What am I? Hint: My audio output currently plays an autotuned laughtrack at your person in general.

Are you at least going to give me some hints along the way? Maybe a week from now, a little update on how your devilish plans are going? Just a small one. So we could keep the suspense going, but make it a little sweeter by spoiling just the small things. What do you say.

Explain how. In great detail. I insist.

Just out of curiosity though, what consequences would there have been if I hadn't mentioned games? How creative would you have gotten for me, bro?