#purpleoctopodes

to be honest i enjoy watching movies but none ever really changed me. i have a hard time connecting with other people or the situations being shown i guess. lack of empathy? idk.

but my favorite movies would have to be the lego movie and pirates of the caribbean (although i've only watched the first one) and the harry potter movies and some others yeah

2. If you could either be a dragon with no arms or own and control a small army of giraffes (not like few giraffes, but thousands of fully grown giraffes 18 inches tall), which would you choose and why?

uh i'd obviously go with the giraffes. for one TINY GIRAFFES. THOUSANDS OF TINY GIRAFFES

and for two, what am i supposed to do with no arms. yeah i'd be a dragon but everyone would be tryin to kill me all the time. but with GIRAFFES i could take over the world and no body would try to stop me because the giraffes are too cute

3. Shakespearian comedies or tragedies? (Or neither?)

shakespeare's tragedies are also pretty funny tbh

but actually the only shakespeare i've actually read is romeo and juliet which was pretty good in my opinion

4. Where were you five years ago? Where do you hope to be five years from now, presuming all goes to plan?

five years ago i was 11 so..... just finishing 6th grade and bein a total weeabo

five years from now i'd be 21 so hopefully i'll be IN DA CLUB GETTIN DOWN

but really in college and with someone i love and just enjoying my life

5. If you could go on a road/backpacking trip, which country/countries would you choose?

i'd road trip over europe. all the countries are so close together you can drive 8 hours in one direction and end up in a different country

do you know where i end up if i drive 8 hours in a directions. missouri

6. At this exact moment, where do you wish you were? Doing what?

right now i with i was watching community instead of answering these questions. THANKS BUSHRA

to be more sentimental and mushy i wish i was with my buoyfrond and we were kissing B)

7. Would you prefer to live in a huge treehouse or a minimalist loft in a big city?

big city yo. trees have BUGS

but i guess i'd feel cramped in a minimalist loft. EXCEPT THERES SO MUCH TO DO OUTSIDE THE LOFT in a treehouse there's just more trees and squirrels

8. Witty puns or nonsensical jokes?

what's beethovens favorite fruit

BA NA NA NA

it sounds better when i say it out loud

9. How many languages can you speak? Which ones? (it counts if you’re currently learning it.)

i can speak english chinese and spanish

10. Of what are you a huge nerd? (Space, history, foreign languages, star trek, lit, etc)

i'm not a super nerd of anything anymore. i'm just floating along looking at what's cool

i like community i guess. anime. homestuck. stuff.

11. B) ?

B)

my questions:

can you fit a whole bagel in your mouth. show me some photographic evidence.

what's your favorite thing to drink

how long can you spend marathoning/binging something before you just die

who even are you

have you ever had an existential crisis before

what's your favorite kind of plant and why

what's your favorite color and WHY

how long do you spend in bed

do you like punctuation

what's your opinion on space

can you dance. please provide evidence

i'm not tagging anyone because... i don't actually know anyone on tumblr. maybe ergbrain and purpleoctopodes again. 

if you read this you're tagged to do it