Steve and Loki for the ship meme!!
Ultimate ship meme! // accepting // @purosdecorazon
Rate the Ship:Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | got pics? | let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last?: Depending on WHEN in their timelines they get together, and how SOON Loki properly opens up to his feelings for Steve (rather than just having him as a boy-toy), they could probably last quite a while? Well, that’s if live as an Avenger and God of Mischief doesn’t get in the way (i.e… if they don’t end up dead)
How quickly did/will they fall in love?: Loki isn’t quick to ADMIT his feelings, and he’d probably wait for Steve to say the dreaded ‘I love you’ first. But, I imagine that the trickster actually falls for Steve earlier on than he’d like to believe. (He’s not sure how or when it happened, he just kinda came to the conclusion one day that this is actually love, not just fooling around)
How was their first kiss?:Ooooooh. Okay, but sometimes I like to imagine that it’s rather slow, and cautious, and chaste, like the kinda ‘traditional’ first kisses that you see in the movies. Buuuut, other times I really like the idea of it being unexpected and rushed and kinda in the heat of the moment.
Who proposed?I have a feeling that Steve would. Loki would probably be thinking about it, but never really have the courage to go through with it. (He drastically doubts any affection that he gets, so he may just dismiss it, thinking that Steve will eventually want to move on and find someone else… Well, that is until they get engaged, which would just knock any of Loki’s doubts completely out of his mind).
Who is the best man/men?On Loki’s side — Thor, obviously. The man would throw a fit if he wasn’t. On Steve’s side… Possibly Tony or Falcon?
Who is the bride’s maid(s)?Not too sure.
Who did the most planning?Loki. He’s a DIVA at heart, and wanted everything to be perfect.
Who stressed the most?I think both would have their own reasons to be stressed so… both of them?
How fancy was the ceremony?Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (remember…. Loki is a hecking diva)
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding?I don’t think there’s anyone that they know that they wouldn’t invite. :/
Who is the one to instigate things?They both equally instigate things?
How healthy is their sex life?Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they?Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 |7 | 8 | 9 | don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last?Well, it all sorta depends on what’s going on? Like, if Loki is reaaaaally feeling evil, then he’d just draw out all the teasing and foreplay for AAAAGES, without letting Steve orgasm.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?Yes.
How rough are they in bed?Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | a little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? How many children will they adopt? Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Who is the stricter parent? Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Who is the more loved parent? Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?Who cried the most at graduation? Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?
Not sure, yet, if children are in the running for them. I mean… if Steve ever takes Loki to an orphanage like we touched upon… then yeaaaaah, that would probably spark the idea/talk of having kids ???? And Loki would just adopt all the poor orphans.
Who does the most cooking?I imagine Steve would. At least, he’s the BETTER cook out of the two of them, anyway, so it would make more sense if he cooked more.
Who is most picky in their food choice?Loki.
Who does the grocery shopping?Probably Steve, if he’s the one who cooks more. But sometimes Loki does help out.
How often do they bake desserts?I’m not sure??? Loki would just sneak desserts and sweet treats into their cart while they’re grocery shopping?
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?Loki doesn’t have a preference, not sure about Steve?
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?Well, like I said, Loki is a dramatic little diva, so he’d be pretty good with the surprises. But, I think that Steve is just as romantic, and he definitely would have a few tricks up his sleeve as well.
Who is more likely to suggest going out?Not sure. Possibly Steve? Since Loki prefers to chill out indoors. But, then again… I kinda think Steve does too? Maybe they just won’t go out and they’ll just chill inside together, curled up on the sofa reading or watching shitty movies.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking?Loki.
Who cleans the room?They’re both relatively tidy people, I think they just clean up their own messes as they go and there’s not really an issue.
Who is really against chores?Loki. He just uses his magic to get everything done quickly rather than doing chores properly??
Who cleans up after the pets?Not sure if they would have any? Maybe a cat? Cause they’re relatively clean animals (also, the thought of these two curled up together with a cat is SO CUTE). Eh, if they did have a pet, whatever animal it may be, they’d take it in turns to clean up after it. (unless the animals was specifically owned by just one of them?)
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?Loki.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?…Probably Loki.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?Steve.
Who takes the longer showers/baths?Loki.
Who takes the dog out for a walk?If they had a dog, Steve would probably take it out on his runs.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?…Whenever there’s a holiday that they celebrate??
What are their goals for the relationship?Just… be happy and enjoy each other’s company, being content in their little bubble. Maybe, maybe start a family, but that’s a LOOOOOOOONG way down the line for either of them right now — like, their relationship isn’t quite ready for kids yet, I don’t feel.
Who is more likely to sleep till noon?Loki? Even though he tends to be an early riser, there are some occasions where he CAN just oversleep for ages.
Who plays the most pranks?Ugh. Hello? God of Mischief? It’s totally Loki xD