#purim asks

When she’s visiting schools or hospitals Diana will sometimes play up the “ancient goddess unaware of modern life” so the older kids and teenagers can explain things she would otherwise know to her. She finds its an easy way to get them to drop any “cool” facade they try and put up. Its also really satisfying when she uses slang correctly later

If not that, then lots of chocolate

Bruce isn’t surprised at this at all, because thats his baby and of course hes an angel darling sweetheart.

75% of the prank wars on any team Batman is on are started by Batman. No one ever figures this out. Diana and J’onn are his accomplices

Blood drawing day at the cave is twice a month, they store a [amount used for average transfusion idk im not a doctor] or so per bat and run a standard and also not so standard battery of tests on a small amount. Half the bats go at a time, because they’re on mandatory bench rest for the next four days just in case. Bruce put the system in place when he realized his other option was stealing from blood banks and he’s not willing to do that (yet).

Dick was neither more or less angry then a kid his age or circumstances was expected to be. What he was however, was initially surrounded by adults who didnt care enough or knew what to do about it, and then continuously shown that this was a feature of the system, not a flaw. Sometimes he wonders if Bruce actually understands how much his quiet acceptance of that anger meant to Dick.

He and Bruce made dozens of thousand piece puzzles together while he was adjusting living at the manor. They’re all hanging somewhere