#pureangleda

Haha well! Stretch obviously is the group's connoisseur of cursed shoes. The drawing I did in 2020 for Inktober of him showing off part of his collection is still one of my favorites.

The man is just all about the reaction. In it for the bit. Can't stop won't stop being silly.

But that's of course the easy answer. If the question becomes who could you talk into what? Well...

Sans probably wouldn't go for shoes per se, but he would pick up the weirdest slippers with very little (if any) prompting. Slippers that look like fish, or condiment jars, or feet. The most embarrassingly ugly things he can find. Half the fun would be seeing how far he can get out of the house with them before Papyrus notices and insists he "PUT ON REAL SHOES AND NOT THOSE TROUT ABOMINATIONS."

He would love coddies.com.

Oh my god wait. Wait.

I take it back. THIS would be Sans's peak slipper.

The day draws to a close. You and your skeleton end up in the dining room of the big blue farmhouse, surrounded by all the other skeletons and friends. The dinner is a loud, wild mess of leftovers and laughter. You're a bit overwhelmed by all the noise, so you slip away as everybody is eating the last bits of their dessert. Your skeleton follows you.

"You okay?" he asks.

"Fine," you say. "Just a little...there's kind of a lot going on in there."

He nods. "It's a big family. I never really thought I'd have such a big one." With a grin, he wraps an arm around you. "I'm glad you're a part of it."

Honest 

Trustworthy 

Encouraging 

Insightful 

Compassionate 

Motivated 

Forgiving 

Humorous 

Understanding (x)

Open-Minded 

Enthusiastic

Witty 

Supportive 

Kind 

2. The insecurity below resonates with me the most:

My people skills are lacking. 

I don’t like the way I look 

I fear rejection 

I feel like a bad person 

I feel socially inept (x)

I’m too untrusting of others

Am I the problem? 

3. I would describe my personal style as:

Grunge/Punk 

Streetwear 

Bohemian 

Casual (x)

Formal 

Preppy

4. What’s the first thing you look for in a partner?

Looks 

Humor 

Intelligent 

Confidence 

Gentle

Reliable (x)

5. Favourite Season?

Spring 

Summer 

Autumn (x)

Winter 

6. I would love to:

Backpack across Europe 

Go Camping 

Redecorate the house 

Make/Get a pizza and watch bad movies (x)

7. Do you want children?

Yes (x)

No 

I already have children 

8. Does money matter?

No 

Yes 

I’d like to be comfortable (x)

9. What pet would you prefer?

Dog (x)

Cat 

Reptile 

Bird 

Rodents (rats, hamsters, etc.)  

No Pets 

10. (Optional) Share something your ideal match should know OR what do you value most in a relationship? (Please answer just one)

Something my ideal match should know is that their interests are my interest, nothing feels better to me than when I can share in the things they take joy in ^-^ I’m very much down to trying anything once

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Thank you for sending in your questionnaire! Your match is...

The DragaSwap brothers are indeed the only type of their species among the rest of the Monsters! There are Dragons, Nagas, Lich’s... But nothing combined like how they are! And even so, not how they were created or have the powers they do!

They were created with the three to help protect the Barrier of the Forbidden Forest from Humans and Mages alike; Their Creator believing that with his Magic, along with the power of a Naga, and the fierce aggression of a Dragon, he could make senseless creatures to help protect what needed to be protected... But like all Creators, he forgot to take in account of a few minor details. Due to that, he had created Children... And with that, he became, ironically, a Father. But with their combinations, the Brothers are actually looked down upon because they weren’t formed Naturally, but can’t say shit when the two are able to do their jobs! :’) Or a Father who actually is very protective of them until he mysteriously leaves.

As for Humans even knowing they exist? Well, Monsters in general are myths to them. People who wandered in the Forbidden Forest have returned to being called Crazy... But, the survivors have told Folktales of who they’ve seen; Creating Stories and other ordeals, that may not be too far fetched... 

But there are some who live by the woods who Know for a Fact; Monsters are Real. Some fear them, others adore them, Hunters want them, while rare ones let them live peacefully! 

Is it bad that I can imagine Alphys having a dozen or so heat lamps hanging around her bed? XD

heheh, sounds cozy