Biomechanics co-instructor: Take that with a grain of salt.
Biomechanics professor: And now we're going to talk about charging devices. So, a salt and battery.
Entire class: *external laughter*
Entire class: *internal screeching*
seen from China
seen from United States

seen from Russia
seen from United States

seen from Japan
seen from Russia
seen from Philippines
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Russia

seen from Netherlands
seen from United States

seen from Netherlands

seen from United States
seen from India
seen from Thailand

seen from United States
Biomechanics co-instructor: Take that with a grain of salt.
Biomechanics professor: And now we're going to talk about charging devices. So, a salt and battery.
Entire class: *external laughter*
Entire class: *internal screeching*

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
My biomechanics textbook is killing me.
Solids have shape, fluids don't. Jelly, yes; syrup, no.
Of course, the military has never been noted for economic fastidiousness.
But plants and animals choose different default structural materials—plants have a prediletion for polysaccharide, and animals perfer protein.
Every English-speaking neophyte biomechanic will confuse those ill-chosen terms, "stress" and "strain." Blame some ancient engineer, perhaps.
The factor of lateral contraction has long gone by the name of Poisson's ratio, with no ichthyological implication—the French mathematician Siméon-Denis Poisson introduced it.
For many purposes, we can use the formulas and approaches bequeathed us by metal-minded material mongers, and we'd be silly to start from scratch (Mohs notwithstanding).
The Puntagram says, "Happy Ewe Year."
Pop: He's a stand-up comedian. He's Canadian.
Mom: A stand-up Canadian?
Suddenly remembered that sometime when I was a wee young'un, I asked my dad what the word "harass" means and he responded with "What about her ass?"
I think wordplay was a pundamental part of my upbringing.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Momski: [Justin Bieber] is addicted to… I forgot; something with "juice", I think.
Me: Juice-tin?
Me: A Bieberage?
Me: Bie-beer?
Ah yes, SN2, or as it's known in English, Attack on Backside.