Jan 27, 2015
*whispers* bum farto
BUM FARTO
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*whispers* bum farto
BUM FARTO
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Time for a long overdue fart related ask. My dog eats cooked chicken every morning and evening b/c he's got heart problems and has to be on low sodium. But it gives him awfully overripe farts that smells like satans litterbox prolly(or creatures of the night at the zoo) and he can clear a room within 5 seconds of releasing his noxious fumes and sometimes he startles himself awake with farts and so now we call him "chicken poot" cause his gas is worse than ever before
DOGS THAT STARTLE THEMSELVES AWAKE LIKE THAT ARE THE REASON I LIVE
i havent sent you a message in like a million years i've been so wrapped up (heh. punintentional pun...) so here u go *to the tune of "happy birthday" MERRY SHITSCRAM 2 U! MERRY SHITSCRAM 2 U! MERRY SHITSCRAM BIANCAAAAAAAAAAA AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR IDK I HAVENT SLEPT IN A LONG TIME
H OW LONG HAS THIS BEEN IN HERE O HMYGOD IM SO SORRYA MERRY SHITSCRAM TO YOU 2 PUNNY
your theme is always hella awesome and well coordinated just sayin *v*
ahhhh thank you!! /)//v//(\ i spend a lot of time editing my theme and i like editing themes when i get bored i think thats where my theme skills came from ovo
Lights, Tree, Present, Eggnog! c:
Lights: Describe your prettiest memory. Prettiest memory? Hmm, maybe when i was staying right on the beach in south carolina? looking out the hotel window and seeing a beautiful nighttime shore, and getting to listen to the sounds of the waves when i went to sleep. it was nice.
Tree: Favorite kind of flower? roses i guess?
Present: What do you want for Christmas? i just had some smaller things on my list! i also bought a lot of my own stuff. i guess what i want most is to spend time with my friends and family. my and others' jobs are making it hard to do that tho.
Eggnog: What's your favorite drink? either cran-grape juice or ginger ale
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r, s, t, v!
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.1. Is God real?2. What is the meaning of life?3. Do multiple universes exist?4. Why do shitty things happen to good people?5. What happens when you die?6. Why is it so hard to survive properly in a "developed" country?7. Why are people so judgmental?8. Why does my ex boyfriend dislike my entire existence when all I did was love him?9. Why did idiots in NZ re-elect National?10. Do we all see colours the same?
S - 2 habits.
Nail biting, and tapping
T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
Music, my friends, my family (well, some of them), internet, money
V - 3 big dreams.1. Get into university2. Be able to afford a house (any house that's not totally falling apart)3. Not die alone
Once you receive this you have to publicly post 5 nice things you like about yourself and send to 10 of your favorite followers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
i dontthink im gonna send this along because thats not really my thing but thank you!1. ive gotten so much more confident in myself i think. im able to talk to people better and im just so much more confident in the way i look all because i started faking it and then i actually started thinking "dam i look good"2. i have really good hips i think3. im decent at cosplay4. also art?5. i like the way my hair makes my face look it used to make my face look a lot bigger than it actually was because it was just a mess
SNIPER SAMA I AM P̸̞̣͚ͭ̓̉͠R̸̟͚̮̩͑̍̍͘͝E͊̏͗ͫ̌̚͠҉͎̱͘G̦̱͓̦ͪ̐̏͟͠N̨̞͕ͬͨͥ́̀A̩͕̙̲͈͙̟̽̑ͫ͠U͖̝̬͈̺̜ͤͪ̎̇ͮ́G̝͔͍͇̺͋ͪ̓̈͊H̷̴͈̬̆̈́͛͂T̋ͤͨͥ͑͗̒̚͏̗̹̗̤̲̝