‘‘What do you call an alligator with a vest?’’

My friends, I’ve realized that my posting and my events have been inconsistent, and grown only more so over time. While some of it is unavoidable thanks to the mun’s schedule, I should like to make more of an effort. Thus, I’m instituting recurring events which will each take place once a week.

Monday morning is Punday. Send me jokes, riddles, and wordplay, as well as your silliest questions and challenges.

Friday morning is Flirty Friday. I must caution you that this is still a SFW blog, but within those bounds, pickup lines, double entendres, and flirtation are most definitely encouraged--and rewarded.

Saturday night is Midnight Asks. This is a time dedicated to dark and difficult topics. These can include questions about sad or traumatic events, hard decisions, or confessions and requests for help.

You can, of course, send me all of these types of asks at other times. But events mean that these types of asks are specifically invited and encouraged. If you’d like to send me an event ask ahead of time to be answered on the day in question, add the name of the event to your ask. I may also save other asks that don’t seem too urgent for the appropriate day.