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Punchline (Vol. 1) #1

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Don't worry about trying to get up. Fight's over, you lost. No more convict coeds for you to get all protective over, Orca. How did you... How did I what? Know you would side with Kelly? You retribution arc wannabes are all the same. All I had to do was mention a do-gooder's dumb code name one time, and you were all over the chance to prove you're such a better person since last time you popped up in a villain-of-the-week bank heist or whatever. Punchline... I guess turning over a new leaf wasn't all it's cracked up to be. See, I've got a lot of guard friends here who say you're the one who organized that riot. You know, the one all those prisoners escaped during? That's the kind of crime that earns you a life sentence. Say, how well do whales do in captivity anyway? Actually, don't worry about it-- I bet you won't even notice the time going by. Sweet dreams, Orca.

Listen! I know this is a big favor to ask, but I really miss my phone and I'm having this really big public trial and maybe you've heard of me? Anyway, you just got in, right? Getting information from the outside is impossible, and I think my lawyer hates me and maybe you've heard something? Do you mind if I ask, like, just one question? Does Harper Row think I can't tell cheap temporary tattoos from the real thing? For real! Did you get those from a Facebook Ad, or a trash high school friend's MLM scam? HAHAHAHA! They look terrible! What? Are you honestly surprised? I'm dating the freaking Joker. Do you not think we talk?!