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Punch Drunk Theater: Tomb Raider (kid commentary version)

Bad Action Movie night brought to you this evening by my 7 yo daughter. Next up: Lara Croft Tomb Raider. #WTFparenting #TombRaider

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015

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“Wait, has she got a booby trap in her shirt?” #TombRaider — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015

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Now she’s comparing Lara Croft to Velma Dinkly…

Okay I think I've got my shit together now. Using #PunchDrunkTheater for this type of thing.

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) July 25, 2015

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And by "this type of thing" I mean "Knockoff" with Jean Claude Van Damme. Also because we're drinking rum #PunchDrunkTheater #Knockoff #PDT

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) July 25, 2015

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#TimeCop Oh wow, They aren't pulling any punches.

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) July 22, 2015

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"How much is a lot?" "More than a little and less than too much." #TimeCop

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) July 22, 2015

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You ever watch a movie and recognize the background? #TimeCop

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) July 22, 2015

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#VanDammAthon Day 2: Sudden Death! Y'ALL READY?

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) July 13, 2015

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Wait, wasn't he just a firefighter? #SuddenDeath

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) July 13, 2015

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That guy must be super extra bad. he's wearing mirrored shades INSIDE. #SuddenDeath

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) July 13, 2015

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Punk Drunk theater: Hard Target

Celebrating my pacifism with a Van-Damn-a-Thon! AW YEAH! SHIT'S GETTIN' REAL. #HardTarget

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) July 8, 2015

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A GREAT AMOUNT OF STRONG VIOLENCE Y'ALL. And also probably some swears. #HardTarget pic.twitter.com/qtOM4x0hRV

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) July 8, 2015

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I love it when they give the bad guy…

Punch Drunk Theater: I, Frankenstein

I, Frankenstein. This movie is so intense it's listed in Action Thrillers TWICE. #JunkFoodCinema pic.twitter.com/6hXuSJEDSI

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 25, 2015

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We are I three minutes in and I have NO EFFING CLUE about what is going on. #IFrankenstein

— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 25, 2015

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Everyone in this movie…