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kingsman edition (sadie/eggsy/roxy)

falls asleep on the couch: indubitably, it’s eggsy. that boy can sleep anywhere, it’s ridiculous.

makes friends with the neighbors: sadie does because she’s the one usually at home, and though her only neighbour isn’t much of her antics, she knows all of eggsy’s and roxy’s neighbours by name.

is the adventurous eater: for someone with such a small frame, roxy can sure fit a lot in that stomach of hers and she doesn’t discriminate, eggsy is a close second though and sadie thinks it’s an agent thing.

hogs the covers at night: roxy isn’t the cuddliest person in the world, differently from sadie and eggsy, so she compensates by hogging the covers. her excuse is that the other two already have enough body heat to warm them up with all the cuddling.

forgets to do the dishes: eggsy unwin is shit at doing chores.

tries to surprise their partner more often: eggsy and roxy are always trying to surprise sadie. coming home at the same time was her favourite one, so far.

leaves dirty laundry on the floor: eggsy gets home so tired usually that he just strips and gets to bed, and even when he’s not that tired, it’s quite hard to break an habit.

stays up til 2 AM reading: roxy. whether it be a mission report or a book, roxy hates going to bed with unfinished reading.

sings in the shower: sadie, although eggsy is partially guilty too. both sound fantastic, though, so roxy never complains.

takes the selfies: eggsy makes a point of including them in most of his selfies.

plans date night: roxy. it isn’t always that they’re home and conscious enough to be able to have a date night, so when they do, roxy makes a point of planning things perfectly, always with a contingency plan in case someone is called for a mission in the middle of a date. 

political edition (sadie/lesley/aaron)

falls asleep on the couch: the only one that doesn’t give a fuck about decorum and protocol. lesley, that is.

makes friends with the neighbors: between aaron’s anxiety and lesley’s lesleiness, sadie is the friendliest of the bunch, making sure to know everyone by name.

is the adventurous eater: aaron, with his trivia facts and mess of an existence has quite the soft spot for exotic food and could even be labelled as a foodie if he put some effort into documenting his favourites.

hogs the covers at night: sadie. despite being the one who needs it the least, because of her smaller frame, she tends to hog them to make the boys reach out to her in the middle and cuddle her.

forgets to do the dishes: you say forget, i say ‘purposefully leaves them dirty for aaron to do’. so, guess who?

tries to surprise their partner more often: sadie loves to surprise people, but is stuck with the worst two people in the capitol to surprise: one gets cranky and impatient and the other increasingly anxious and worried.

leaves dirty laundry on the floor: from the same people who brought you ‘let the intern do the dishes’, ‘i don’t care about what’s dirty and what’s not because i’m making my PA do my dry cleaning anyway’

stays up til 2 AM reading: both sadie and aaron, although it’s for different reasons: 2 AM reading is where most of aaron’s facts come from and is also the only time sadie can read lesley’s speeches without getting an earful.

sings in the shower: all three of them have marvellous voices, but sadie is the only one comfortable enough to sing in the shower, and when she does, it helps with the morale quite a bit.

takes the selfies: again, sadie. aaron is too worried to about overstepping and pissing off lesley, who honestly can’t be bothered. on that note, when lesley is forced to create a twitter/instagram account for engaging with the people, sadie’s the one who administers it.

        it's not unusual to find a freshly off duty eggsy unwin spread out on the bed of kingsman's loyal clerk, with slender fingers buried into his hair and caressing his skin softly under the fabric of his shirt – not a sexual act, mind you, but the skin to skin contact and warmth is comforting and sometimes that's just what one needs to deprogram from a long mission away from home.

        their banter and and familiarity come back rather naturally, the nature of their relationship still a mystery to both of them and for any outsider but it doesn't stop a very specific one to worry she's intruding in something that is too sacred for the couple.

        roxy had been invited over by eggsy, who was adamant that they needed some time together after so rarely being home at the same time and there wasn't any possibility that he'd leave her be on valentine's day of all days.

        he didn't tell her, though, that their destination would be sadie's flat, knowing that roxy would make some excuse not to be in the clerk's presence – and really, that's ridiculous if you account for the fact that they're both so clearly infatuated with one another – which served for quite an awkward moment when the three of them settled on sadie's bed for a cheesy valentine's day flick.

        eggsy was the one to notice roxy slowly shuffling away from them, but sadie was the one to do something about it, leaning over eggsy's sprawled form to plant a sweet kiss to roxy's lips – all while their hands received a reassuring grip from their spectator.

                  it's sadie's favourite time of the year again! but for the first time, she's not with her family. she's not surrounded by the white walls of her parents' estate, nor the exposed brick walls of her grandparents town house, she's alone sitting at the wooden floor of her flat staring at all this wrapping paper she's bought, along with decorated boxes, bows and crafting tools she'd need in order to make this work.

                  the only contradiction on this is that sadie davenport is not as crafty as she'd like to think, and she's definitely not as crafty as she'd like other people to think so she's got her laptop open beside the tools and a youtube tutorial on how to wrap christmas gifts on the screen, to give her a north on this.

                  she's also not as good at gift giving as she'd like to be, especially considering just how much she likes people and how much she likes to spoil the ones she cares about. so what she lacks in creativity, she compensates with quantity.

for eggsy, she's got two boxes.

                  the first one is round and black with little stars painted on, to represent the dark and deep space; it contains three stacked hats, just like those horrible ones he likes to wear, except they're better – at least in her opinion. they are a promise for the next time he's in town for more than a week, and it is a promise that she means to make a tradition of. her final touch is a blue bow on top, not much else she dares to do.

                  the second box is rectangular and slightly taller than two of the first one on top of each other. inside, already folded neatly, there are three throw blankets piled on top of each other – all three have a common motif, one very close to eggsy's heart and that not even sadie could go wrong with. this one she wraps with the christmas tree printed paper that she's folded before, following the instructions from the video to the letter and a golden bow on top as a finishing touch.

for roxy, sadie's been at loss of what to buy.

                  her feelings for the knight had been very clear from day one, but her work never allows sadie enough time to properly get to know roxy. to ask roxy out. to wine and dine roxy. the clerk doesn't know all that much about her, so she tries something else... no jewelry or clothes, she goes for the cuteness factor and if the other woman doesn't like it, she can always exchange it and sadie will not be offended, she'll take it as an excuse to get to know her better.

                  so she starts with one small box and a candle. not a scented one, mind you, because that could go wrong in so many ways. the box is wrapped similarly to eggsy's, since she already had the paper folded from her first attempt with the bigger one.

                  the next box is slightly bigger and isn't something she can return or exchange, because it is customized – she could give it to harry or merlin as a gag gift though, since that's what this is. a gag gift.

                  the last one is not in a box because it's a book, well, two books wrapped together. and sadie isn't the most subtle person in the world with her mistletoe printed wrapping paper.

                  and of course that because sadie is sadie, there are two medium sized boxes for their dogs – in them, there are christmas jumpers for both of them, along with a proper festive hat and two illuminated leashes. both wrapped on christmas hats printed paper.

                  sadie leaves the gifts beneath her artificial tree, cleans up the mess she made (properly addressed and everything) and goes to take a shower, to get ready. she's decided to show up for christmas dinner at her parents' estate – she's even getting to drive her car again for this! – but that means she probably won't be around to see them on christmas day, so sadie leaves a note stuck to her front door, and leaves with a small packed bag.