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kingsman edition (sadie/eggsy/roxy)
falls asleep on the couch: indubitably, it’s eggsy. that boy can sleep anywhere, it’s ridiculous.
makes friends with the neighbors: sadie does because she’s the one usually at home, and though her only neighbour isn’t much of her antics, she knows all of eggsy’s and roxy’s neighbours by name.
is the adventurous eater: for someone with such a small frame, roxy can sure fit a lot in that stomach of hers and she doesn’t discriminate, eggsy is a close second though and sadie thinks it’s an agent thing.
hogs the covers at night: roxy isn’t the cuddliest person in the world, differently from sadie and eggsy, so she compensates by hogging the covers. her excuse is that the other two already have enough body heat to warm them up with all the cuddling.
forgets to do the dishes: eggsy unwin is shit at doing chores.
tries to surprise their partner more often: eggsy and roxy are always trying to surprise sadie. coming home at the same time was her favourite one, so far.
leaves dirty laundry on the floor: eggsy gets home so tired usually that he just strips and gets to bed, and even when he’s not that tired, it’s quite hard to break an habit.
stays up til 2 AM reading: roxy. whether it be a mission report or a book, roxy hates going to bed with unfinished reading.
sings in the shower: sadie, although eggsy is partially guilty too. both sound fantastic, though, so roxy never complains.
takes the selfies: eggsy makes a point of including them in most of his selfies.
plans date night: roxy. it isn’t always that they’re home and conscious enough to be able to have a date night, so when they do, roxy makes a point of planning things perfectly, always with a contingency plan in case someone is called for a mission in the middle of a date.
political edition (sadie/lesley/aaron)
falls asleep on the couch: the only one that doesn’t give a fuck about decorum and protocol. lesley, that is.
makes friends with the neighbors: between aaron’s anxiety and lesley’s lesleiness, sadie is the friendliest of the bunch, making sure to know everyone by name.
is the adventurous eater: aaron, with his trivia facts and mess of an existence has quite the soft spot for exotic food and could even be labelled as a foodie if he put some effort into documenting his favourites.
hogs the covers at night: sadie. despite being the one who needs it the least, because of her smaller frame, she tends to hog them to make the boys reach out to her in the middle and cuddle her.
forgets to do the dishes: you say forget, i say ‘purposefully leaves them dirty for aaron to do’. so, guess who?
tries to surprise their partner more often: sadie loves to surprise people, but is stuck with the worst two people in the capitol to surprise: one gets cranky and impatient and the other increasingly anxious and worried.
leaves dirty laundry on the floor: from the same people who brought you ‘let the intern do the dishes’, ‘i don’t care about what’s dirty and what’s not because i’m making my PA do my dry cleaning anyway’
stays up til 2 AM reading: both sadie and aaron, although it’s for different reasons: 2 AM reading is where most of aaron’s facts come from and is also the only time sadie can read lesley’s speeches without getting an earful.
sings in the shower: all three of them have marvellous voices, but sadie is the only one comfortable enough to sing in the shower, and when she does, it helps with the morale quite a bit.
takes the selfies: again, sadie. aaron is too worried to about overstepping and pissing off lesley, who honestly can’t be bothered. on that note, when lesley is forced to create a twitter/instagram account for engaging with the people, sadie’s the one who administers it.
plans date night: there is not planning, really. there’s only getting together and hoping for the best, although aaron tends to make little plans on his head that he tries to put to practice, once he’s comfortable enough.













