#pudgehalter

wow cam over jay he’s HURT

fostered/adoption, biological, artificial insemination, IVF, other?

they have one biological child, a son. and idk who was more scared eli or lyanna. lyanna probs would have been fine if it wasn’t for the fact that it was so easy to see how terrified of the whole situation eli was.

who is better at getting up early when baby cries?

eli. the man doesn’t sleep as it is anyway.

who hates changing nappies the most?

lyanna. 

do they use dummies (pacifiers)?

i guess.

who does the voices when they read to their kid(s)?

they both suck at it, but lyanna will put through more of an effort.

who gives the sex talk? puberty talk? crushes talk?

lyanna attempts to do it all, but then michael says it’s super awkward hearing it from her so lyanna has to make eli do it.

how do they cope on their first kid’s first day of school?

they both walk with michael to the bus and lyanna makes jokes about how it’s been so long since eli’s been to school but if eli could make it through, then michael should have no problem. 

who is the ‘bad cop’ parent most often?

eli. michael is a total momma’s boy.

how do they discipline their kids?

eli does most of it. lyanna is used mostly as a threat of ‘don’t make me get your mother involved in this.’

who helps with homework most?

it depends on the subject.

who’s name does baby say first?

lyanna’s

how long does baby sleep in the same room as them?

probably for a little while longer than most people would. lyanna’s just a bit paranoid about messing up this child for life.

who is their babysitter of choice?

camden, unless he’s ghost camden. in which case lyanna has no problems calling on jay.

who sees baby’s first smile?

eli. probably happens in the middle of the night when the baby’s woken him up for the fifteenth time.

do they volunteer to help on field trips?

for the most part no. eli’s busy with work and lyanna just doesn’t want to put up with that many children at once.

how do they cope with their kid’s first sleepover away?

eli probably did a background check on the family and the families of the other kids and lyanna just doesn’t care that much.

how do they cope with hosting their kid’s first sleepover?

lyanna tries to be thrilled about it and get activities set up but it fails.

do they like throwing kid birthday parties?

no. not at all.

who teaches the kid(s) to ride a bike? tie shoelaces? swim?

eli. also teaches him shifting, driving, fishing, everything. he might be a momma’s boy, but his mother has zero patience for teaching anyone anything.

what do they disagree on as parents?

fostered/adoption, biological, artificial insemination, IVF, other?

at least one adopted child. gwen would probably have to make sure that the survived with the first kid for at least two or three years before they got another one. though she wouldn’t be opposed to fostering, especially kids that are also supernatural because it would totally suck not having people who can relate and she probably thinks about how it must suck being passed from home to home because of things you can’t control or explain to regular old humans.

who is better at getting up early when baby cries?

it probably doesn’t phase either of them since they’re both night owls because of the club.

who hates changing nappies the most?

nate, not that it’s much of a big deal. it’s just that once you’ve been killed changing diapers is like a cake walk.

do they use dummies (pacifiers)?

i don’t see why not.

who does the voices when they read to their kid(s)?

nate.

who gives the sex talk? puberty talk? crushes talk?

gwen, gwen, and gwen.

how do they cope on their first kid’s first day of school?

gwen takes pictures of ever single little detail and made like a ridiculous lunch and breakfast. pancakes, bacon, eggs, toast. everything. meanwhile nate is trying to tell her to calm the hell down it’s just kindergarten.

who is the ‘bad cop’ parent most often?

nate. and on that rare occasion where he gets to be the good cop, he undermines gwen. unless it’s something super serious.

how do they discipline their kids?

time outs, gwen telling horror stories about how her mother would hit her with a wooden spoon and wash her mouth out with soap.

who helps with homework most?

nate. it’s been decades since gwen has been in school. 

who’s name does baby say first?

mama. for sure. gwen 

who is their babysitter of choice?

ummm billie? as of right now. 

who sees baby’s first smile?

nate. he makes better silly faces.

do they volunteer to help on field trips?

gwen probably does but then some uppity pta mom finds out her job and tries to get her banned.

how do they cope with their kid’s first sleepover away?

gwen probably has like a mini meltdown about how time is moving so fast and how she’s not used to this since she’s been twenty-five for sixty some years.

how do they cope with hosting their kid’s first sleepover?

gwen is all movies and ice-cream and pizza. nate sits everyone down and says very seriously ‘if anyone touches the piano, gets food on the piano, plays the piano or even sits on the piano, they’re kicked out.

do they like throwing kid birthday parties?

for the most part. gwen goes overboard on the fun. leaving nate to be the one to keep everyone in kyle. especially his wife.

who teaches the kid(s) to ride a bike? tie shoelaces? swim?

nate for the most part. he’s ten times more patient than she is. if he could survive ‘teaching’ her the piano he could probs survive anything.

what do they disagree on as parents?

i was wondering that too but it has been over a decade maybe rita registered herself or maybe hermione stopped caring cuz she had too much other stuff to do

i used to loathe when she’s turn up but now im reveling in it i’ve missed even her jfc