#pubertypatch

“Puberty Patch” 

When the Beard Enhancing Oil, Almond Milk Rub, Miracle Grow Fertilizer, Chia Pet Seeds and any other superstitious myth fails to thicken your Fro and you’re too discouraged to shave, but you refuse to let anyone know you’re depressed- Put a big grin on your face and hold back the tears while you wear your Puberty Patch with an artificial abundance of pride. This lightly fluffed area tends to be a hot nibbler for kittens and other small jungle cats.