“Gandalf Malone”

You have to be one hell of a Wizard with way too much sauce to be able to pull this look off. This man does it perfectly. The thick sideburn strapped neckbeard with the nappy cheeks that don’t quite connect to the goatee is a clear indicator that you started ballin’ when you were young and need that money like the (Fellowship of the) ring you never won. If you ever see this Fro in public, make sure you say congratulations.