#pt loser

Everything about this vehicle is my personal hell.

Fire and Blood-mobile

Pimp my ride 

Annoyed about money to the point where I refuse to look at my checking account so I can remain in denial about how poor I am. If I have to move money from my house fund to pay for my car repairs, I will hurt someone's feelings.

To the gaping asshole in the "I clearly have a tiny penis" mobile that almost hit me on the way home: Perhaps you didn't notice what kind of vehicle I was operating. I suppose my 2mph pace and full 60 second blinker warning wasn't clear enough.  Allow me to break it down for you. Just because you and your monstrosity of a truck have 4WD and are unphased by roads riddled with slushy horror, does not mean all of the cars sharing the road with you have the same ability. When someone is trying to get in a lane to turn onto the fucking highway, you do not speed up so that it suddenly seems as though they are cutting off the vehicle they previously warned ad nauseum about their impending turn.  Beeping, swerving, and generally telling everyone what a miserable human being you are is not going to change the outcome. I will still take my turn, and you will still have to suck my PT loser dust. With love (and the sincere hope that plague-infested rats eat your toes in your sleep), Stevie Brutal