"You've heard the gist before. Dangerous experiment, dying spider, some poor schlub gets bit and comes down with the weirdest twelve-hour bug of their life, wakes up with superpowers.
Well, mine was a little bit different from the norm. The spider that bit me, well, it wasn't radioactive or genetically engineered, it was charged with a sheer quantity of psychic energy that could have screamed a thought into every mind from Allentown to Montauk, a psi-bomb all in itself wrapped up in a creature with a brain one eight hundred thousandth the size of a human's.
It was the tiny little spider brain that saved me. When the fangs hit my skin, that energy lashed out. Could have reduced all of New York City to a crater, but you can't put a lake through a drinking straw all at once. No, the energy instead earthed itself - not just through me, but into the spider's past, and my past, and even into the branching paths of my future.
For a moment, it was all connected, all laid bare, and then the spider burned itself to a cinder and my brain took a hammerblow that knocked me out on the spot.
When I woke up, I was home. I'd managed to stagger out on autopilot, or something - hell, maybe teleported here, I've never been able to figure that one out. My subconscious spun a psionic web around itself, encased me for a solid twelve hours while my body did its best to tear itself to pieces.
I don't remember much of it. Mostly, I was trying to remember how not to be a spider, drowning in the tiny memories of millions of spiders past, unmoored - the memory of the house helped, I think. Maybe that's where the psychometry comes from, helps ground me into something that's been where it is, being what it's being, for decades or longer.
When I woke up, the cocoon faded. I wasn't dead, and I was starving. Went to grab a leftover burger from the fridge and got a mindful of cow memories... Right up to the slaughterhouse.
That's why I'm mostly vegetarian these days. Figured out how to shield, but that sort of thing leaves a mark. Anyway, what was the question again? Oh, yeah yeah-yeah, mine's the tofu dog, thanks."