#psychovesuvius

1. had sex?

no

2. bought condoms?

Nope

3. gotten a pill?

Yeah

4. failed a class?

Nope

5. kissed a boy?

Nope

6. kissed a girl?

Nope

7. had a fuck job fuck rob fuck top?

Sure?

8. left the house without my wallet?

Yeah

9. bullied someone on the internet?

I guess?

10. sexted?

No of course not... *cough*

11. had sex in public?

Nah

12. smoked weed?

I’m not Sage

13. smoked cigarettes?

Nope

14. smoked a cigar?

Nope

15. drank alcohol?

Yeah

16. been to a wedding?

Yeah, a couple

17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

Daily

18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?

Does Netflix count?

19. been late for school?

Kinda

20. kissed in the rain?

Nope

21. showered with someone else?

If my left hand counts

22. been outside my home country?

Nope, sadly

23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?

Yep

24. had lice?

In like 1st grade

25. gotten my heart broken?

Maybe?

26. had a credit card?

Nope

27. been to a professional sports game?

A few

28. broken a bone?

Nope

29. been unhappy about my weight?

Every second of every day

30. won a trophy?

I have

31. cut myself?

... yeah

32. been on a diet?

Nope

33. rode in a taxi?

Nope

34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?

Yeah

35. been to a concert?

Mhmm

36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?

Hell yeah

37. had braces?

Nope

38. wore make up?

Yep

39. lost my virginity before I was 16?

Nope

40. kissed someone a different race than myself?

Nope

41. Snuck out of the house?

Nope

42. had oral sex?

Nope

43. dyed my hair?

Yep

44. met someone famous?

Yeah

45. been on vacation?

Mhmm

46. been on a boat?

Yeah

47. been on an airplane?

Yeah

48. prank called someone?

Yeah lol

49. taken a thing?

Sure?

50. been suspended from school?

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

Best friends forever - Ninja Sex Party

Prison Song - System of a Down

Through the fire and Flames - Dragonforce

Nothing’s Carved in Stone (Psycho-Pass 2nd opening)

Battery - Metallica

Unbound - Avenged Sevenfold

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Tch chlk-fwrt​

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

position of a point in space by three numbers, or coordinates

4) What do you think about most?

Hmm either my bullshit life, or chlk-fwrt​

5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

No... but I would love that

6) Do you have any strange phobias?

Not really

7) What's your religion?

I don’t have one

8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Wishing I was inside

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Umm either Hollywood Undead, or System of a down

10) What was the last lie you told?

I’m fine, mom

11) Do you believe in karma?

Nah

12) What does your URL mean?

It doesn't mean anything?

13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

weakness: Everything

Strength: Getting things done right before they are due

14) Who is your celebrity crush?

Ellen Page

15) How do you vent your anger?

I usually take it out on people I don’t mean to... sorry

16) Do you have a collection of anything?

Nope

17) Are you happy with the person you've become?

Nope

18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

Hate: Screaming

Love: ... My phone vibrating 

19) What's your biggest "what if"?

What if Roboto was not kill?

20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Ghosts, no. Aliens, yes

21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right, wall. Left, nothing

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?

*sniffffffff* Cum

23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?

Umm Earth?

24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?

Hayley Williams

25) To you, what is the meaning of life?

To be a weeaboo

26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Nope. Don’t drive

27) What was the last movie you saw?

No clue

28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

A dislocated knee

29) Do you have any obsessions right now?

Hollywood undead ..................................................................................................................... and chlk-fwrt

30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

Probably, but I don’t care

31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Yeah, kinda

32) What is your astrological sign?

Scorpio

33) What's the last thing you purchased?

My Suzuya shirt? I think

34) Love or lust?

Love... and Lust. I really don’t know

35) In a relationship?

No?

36) How many relationships have you had?

4

37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Be nice? I guess

38) Where is your best friend?

ded lel

39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

Worrying about life

40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

GOD NO

41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Go to work

42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

I tell anyone that would care

I would try and visit all my internet friends

Nope

43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Kill everyone - Hollywood Undead

44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Being able to talk about anything

45) How can I win your heart?

Be chlk-fwrt... I mean be like cute and stuff?

46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Yeah, most definitely

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Becoming a weeaboo

48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

You got the motherfuckin’ right to remain violent

49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."

Blood.... tasty tasty blood

50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

Red and black

51) What is your current desktop picture?

Hollywood Undead

52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Ashley Heuser

53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

Do you know what you’re going to do?

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

To be able to legally print money

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Hmm when I was I don’t really know

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

When I was born

57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Charlie Scene

58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

UMMM Nevada

59) Ever been on a plane?

Yeah

60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.

1. Ellen Page

2. Brenden Urie

3. Pellek

4. JOOOHHHNNNNN CEEENNNAAAAAAA BA BU DA DUUUUHHHH

Husbandingo- Reagan 

Best Friend- Kennedy

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

Yeah... a lot

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

2.5

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Maddie

4. What is your favorite word?

Moist

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

Oak?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

GOD WHY

7. What shirt are you wearing?

My Suzuya shirt

8. What do you label yourself as?

Atheist

9. Bright room or dark room?

Dark

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Not having a broken computer ;-;

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

Not 17

12. Who told you they loved you last?

Cough

13. Your worst enemy?

Ur mum

14. What is your current desktop picture?

Noragami

15. Do you like someone?

Maybe

16. The last song you listened to?

Un druide est giboyeux lorsqu'il se prend pour un neutrino

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Maddie

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

chlk-fwrt lol

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

amazingatheist. He would have to make sweet sweet Kevin Nash love to me

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

My beard?

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

I would look like ass and I would probably play with my newly acquired boobs

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

I can do one handed clapping?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

Umm I’m not really afraid of anything unique

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

Roast beef

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

On anime merch lol

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

Germany

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon 1992

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

No organized religion

29. What is your favorite expletive?

Fuck?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

My phone?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Dating shinichis-right-hand lol

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

I’ll go to Germany

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My great grandfather, Pop

34. What was your last dream about?

I don’t really remember my dreams

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

I am good at that

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

Mhmm

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

I have

38. What is the color of your socks?

White

39. What type of music do you like?

Pretty much everything, but especially Metal or pop punk

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunsets

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

Vanilla

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

Atlanta Falcons, but I don’t really watch that much anymore

43. Do you have any scars?

I do...

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

Some type of Engineer

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

EVERYTHING... other than my weebness

46. Are you reliable?

Yeah... I’m like always here 

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

DO I EVER LOOK BETTER

48. Do you hold grudges?

Sometimes

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

The MEME MASTER. I don’t know what animals would go into that, but it would be great

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

I had a conversation with psychovesuvius and shinichis-right-hand about foreskin

51. Are you a good liar?

Umm... Yeah

52. How long could you go without talking?

Saying words? Like a week

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

When I shaved my head

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

Nah

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehhe yea

56. What do you like on your toast?

Butter or peanut butter

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

THE TRASH LORD

58. What would be you dream car?

1997 Bugatti 

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

Well I have a glory hole in my shower...

60. Do you believe in aliens?

Yeah

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

Nah

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

L

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

Umm DRAGONS

64. What do you think about babies?

They are annoying little shits

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

I have no clue

31. Are you currently interested in anyone (non famous)?

Hair:What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?

Something dark is usually best for me. I have black hair myself

Skin:Do you tan easily?

Yeah...

Eyes:What is your favorite show to watch?

Steins;Gate

Nose:What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

Vanilla candle

Mouth:Do you want to kiss anyone right now?

Maybe... chlk-fwrt

Tongue:What was in your last meal?

Brots and fries

Windpipe:Do you sing?

Not well

Neck:Do you wear necklaces?

Nah

Ears:How many piercings do you have (if any)?

None

Cheeks:Do you blush easily?

Yeah... like really easily

Wrists:Have you ever broken a bone?

Nope

Hands:Are you an artist/writer?

I try to art sometimes

Fingers:Do you play an instrument?

Nope

Heart:Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?

SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH chlk-fwrt

Lungs:Do you smoke cigarettes?

Nah

Chest:Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

Yeah, I guess

Stomach:Do you feel confident in your body image?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHdvsifugbras no

Back:Are you a virgin?

Sure

Hips:Do you like to dance?

Nah

Thighs:Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHfuieabgueab yeah

Knees:Have you ever cheated on someone?

God no. That is the scummiest thing someone can do

Ankles:Have you ever been arrested?

Nope

Feet:Favorite pair of shoes?

The one pair that fits me. My converse

Brain:Anything you want to ask