#psychopitcher

I keep pieces of him in my pillowcase.

Citizenship through marriage. 

That was all Daken had been looking for when he’d fraudulently married a man with a stolen identity nearly ten years ago in the great state of Massachusetts. He’d forgotten about it, naturally, since he’d left that man’s body in a hotel room barely three months into their marriage, but it had come back to haunt him when the press had caught wind of the married couple in Osborn’s Avengers. The man Daken had married ten years ago had stolen Lester’s identity, so they’d been legally married for ten years. Not wanting to cause a stir and riding high on the publicity the fraudulent marriage had earned him, Osborn had overmedicated and threatened Lester and bribed Daken into renewing their vows publicly.

I’m gonna tear you open from mouth to asshole, /pooch/.