I... WTF is even going on in this ad? Did... did his dick turn into a durian??? WTF is that on his abdomen? Why does he have no nipples??? Like... WTF? Tumblr, why'd you ban adult content and then give us this abomination as an ad??? I feel like I should sue Tumblr for emotional damages after seeing this ad. I feel like Tumblr has raped my eyes. I'm going to need SO much therapy to try to unsee this.
Sorry, blind folks; I would try to describe the picture, but honestly... I don’t even know what’s going on here. I wouldn’t know how to begin describing it, and you’re probably better off without that mental image in your head anyway.
Tagging this post as a cognitohazard because it is. Please, SCP Foundation, for the love of god please contain this nightmare fuel!