#psychicpineapple

Summary: Derek is a pizza delivery guy. Stiles is a regular customer.

* ‘Pizza!’ Stiles’ face was alight with ecstasy as he wrenched the door open.

Derek arched a brow as he carefully handed over the boxes, stacked three high. ‘It’s just pizza, not the second coming.’

Rating: Teen 

Main Character(s): Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski 

Additional Character(s): Scott McCall, Original Male Character 

Pairing(s): Stiles Stilinski/Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski/Original Male Character, Allison Argent/ Scott McCall (mentioned)

Tags: Minor Allison Argent/Scott McCall, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Pizza Place, Alternate Universe - Human

Words: 6,275

(cause it’s not like she has work, school, a mile long tbr list and new fic to read instead)

One Life Down (Eight To Go) by PsychicPineapple

(1/1 I 7,966 I General I Sterek)

Wherein Derek is a cat, Stiles is too nice for his own good, and Deaton probably knows more than he's letting on.

‘Hey, what’s his name?’

‘Uh, Deaton calls him Derek.’

‘Derek? You’re kidding. Derek is a people name. Scott,’ Stiles gestured at the crate, ‘he’s not people.’

‘Yeah, well, I tried calling him ‘Mister Fluffy Pants’ one time and he shredded my favourite shirt,’ Scott sighed as he slung his backpack over one shoulder. ‘So maybe just stick with Derek.’

Summary: Wherein Derek is a cat, Stiles is too nice for his own good, and Deaton probably knows more than he's letting on.

‘Hey, what’s his name?’ 

 ‘Uh, Deaton calls him Derek.’

‘Derek? You’re kidding. Derek is a people name. Scott,’ Stiles gestured at the crate, ‘he’s not people.’

 ‘Yeah, well, I tried calling him ‘Mister Fluffy Pants’ one time and he shredded my favourite shirt,’ Scott sighed as he slung his backpack over one shoulder. ‘So maybe just stick with Derek.’

Rating: General Audience

Main Character(s): Stiles Stilinski

Additional Character(s): Derek Hale, Scott McCall, Alan Deaton, Sheriff Stilinski 

Tags: Derek is a cat, an angry cat, but he gets better I guess, not beast/furry i swear, Crack Fic

Series: Derek is a Cat

Words: 7,965

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1gDqK5m

by PsychicPineapple

Dean thought teaching Cas to play 'hanging with friends' would be fun - or at least funny. He was wrong.

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  ‘You need to play a word.’

  Dean’s eyebrow shot up. ‘Excuse me?’

  Castiel leant forward with a sigh. ‘I challenged you with a word in Hanging With Friends thirty seven minutes ago and you’ve yet to respond.’

Words: 3081, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Old LJ fics!

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Destiel - Freeform, Pre-Slash, sam/dean/cas friendship, sometime around season 4 or 5 i guess, Fluff

by PsychicPineapple

Stiles crash landed, and Derek mentally kicked himself at least once a day for letting his curiosity get the better of him; for dragging himself out into the trees in the dead of night, drawn by the pale green flash of light.

**

Stiles gripped Derek’s wrist, pulling him up with a strength that belied his size. ‘I gotta say, you’re taking this, like, incredibly well for someone who just found alien life in his back yard.’

 Derek just smiled a little, shrugged. ‘I’m a werewolf.’

 Oh, cool,’ Stiles nodded. ‘What’s that?’

By PsychicPineapple

So sue him, Stiles had a stupid habit of giving out goofy names at coffee joints.

**

‘Name?’ He stood with his sharpie at the ready.

‘Voldemort,’ Stiles answered without missing a beat.