May 10, 2014
It occoured to me that I'm like halfway through this game and I still don't understand how the stupid Cristallum works.
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It occoured to me that I'm like halfway through this game and I still don't understand how the stupid Cristallum works.
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Recap of my (daily) adventures in Minecraft -I FOUND THE DIAMONDS or A good vein of iron ore may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl's best friends.
-so many mobs
-so many torches
-lava burns, lava is bad
-what day is it how long have I been mining I can't even remember the color of the sky anymore
-creepers love to go KA-BOOM
-I love to kill creepers before they go KA-BOOM
-I mostly fail to kill creepers before they go KA-BOOM so I go KA-BOOM with them
-My dislike for creepers is rapidly decreasing, the little sh*ts are so dedicated to their work they're willing to literally die for it. Respect.
-My hate for skeletons remains eternal.
Recap of my adventures on Minecraft so far:
how do I craft this thing I need
oh sh*t it's getting dark
Iron ore! My kingdom for some iron ore!
where are the sheeps I need a bed
*mining for hours* *creepy music out of nowhere* what. the. hell.
*still mining* *sounds of spiders and skeletons out of nowhere* Nope, I'm not going that way, nopenopenope.
*goes that way because she needs iron ore. Again.*
Torches. So many torches.
*skeleton jumps out of nowhere* STOP. FIRING. ARROWS. AT. ME. DAMMIT I'LL MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
Arrows. Arrows everywhere. I hate skeletons.
Mmmeeeeeeh *moaning noises* Zombie.
Welp. Isn't this a lovely da- ENDERMAN!! Don't look at it, don't move, don't even breathe.
*hissing out of nowhere* OH FU- *everything explodes*
*being extremely careful while stepping out of her house, sword in hand* Huh. Looks like is safe enou- *Sudden hiss. Everything explodes. Again.*
F*CKING CREEPERS I HATE YOUR GUTS
you know, creepers