#pson text posts

Updated link for pre December 2021 reblogs

Image description: 8 screenshots of Malcom Bright from Prodigal Son with screenshots of tumblr posts superimposed on them. All have embedded captions.

1. Malcom holding a microphone, smiling awkwardly. A textpost by 99-97 reads: “No offence to me but wtf am I doing”,

2. Malcom holding a champagne flute with a strained smile. Spacefroggity’s post reads: “I’m really not a very angry person there’s just a lot of rage inside me. There’s something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I’m a chill guy.

3. Malcom on a hospital bed, smiling. He is holding an icepack to his head Post by standingcowrrdly reads: “Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot”.

4. Malcom laying dazed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Post by sidhewrites says: “Y'all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down more? Advanced laying. Somehow.”

5. A scuffed Malcom holding a skull in front of Dani & JT. emmablowguns’ post reads: “I’m just someone’s weird coworker”.

6. Malcom on the phone, leaning over the ledge of a building, stressed and holding onto a falling man with his other hand. Mrslean’s post reads: “i hate when people aske me how i’m doing i’m fucking terrible thanks for reminding me”.

7. Malcom with wide eyes, pressing down on a landmine to keep it from exploding. Jackmeatington’s post reads: “ugh your mind - me to myself before doing something the absolute dumbest shit imaginable”.

8. Close-up of Malcom in a secks-dungeon with wild hair and leather gloves, a finger over his lips, hushing someone. Mistressdratha’s post reads: “does a gay little ATTACK that KILLS you”.

Updated link for pre December 2021 reblogs 

IMAGE ID. 11 screenshots of various characters from Prodigal Son. They have screenshots of twitter or YouTube comments superimposed on them. The first 10 photos have embedded captions. The 11th does not due to post restrictions, but it goes as follows: Malcom is kneeling on the floor, handcuffed and about to hammer his left hand. @ArgusTheRat's tweet says: "Break your own leg to distract yourself from the voices. #YIAYhack".

The descriptions for the other images from the beginning:

1. Martin Whitly speaking, looking slightly off-camera. A tweet by @BDKnighton1 says "#yiayhack If they can't find the body you didn't do it!"

2. Malcom Bright holding an axe with a wild expression. A tweet by Femme Sammy reads "#yiayhack if you stub your toe, amputate yout fingers. You no longer feel pain in your toe!"

3. Malcom, hands out. @HumanBeings tweet says"#yiayhack Most people dont know this, but you don't actually have to sleep. Sleep was only invented 2 increase the competitivenes ofthe global mattress trade

4. Edrisa Tanaka holding a cup. FinCom's youtube comment reads "Life hack: drinking energy drinks before bed makes you run faster in your dreams."

5. Gil Arroyo holding his car keys, looking sadly out the window. Out of frame his classic car is getting towed. Jack Carlisle0021 comment reads: "life hack: 15 minutes could save you 15 minutes on car insurance."

6. Malcom, smiling, hands spread. Scottular's tweet reads "Avoid your intrusive family members by moving across country changing  your name and getting a new phone number"

7. Martin and Malcom in a gallery with sculptures. Blue's tweet says "#yiayhack wonder why the art pieces in galleries usually don't have a pricetag? Because they're free! And you can bring them home with you if you like"

8. Martin and Malcom sitting in a duner, Livmendel's tweet says: "#YIAYhack read the wikipedia summary for the series finale of a tv-show so you don't have to spend hours upon hours getting emotionally attached to the characters"

9. Malcom stands menacingly in a dark living-room at his mother’s house. His shirt is soaked with blood on the left side. LemonScape's tweet reads "#YIAYhack when something makes a weird sound, make an even weirder sound to combat it"

10. Martin's hands, and red sleeves, spreading droplets of chloroform on top of a rag. @Gongurt's tweet reads "#yiayhack if you stop breathing you can fall asleep faster"

Updated link for pre December 2021 reblogs 

IMAGE ID.  screenshots of various characters from Prodigal Son with tumblr posts superimposed on them.

1. Sunshine the bird in a cage. Gayarsonist's post reads: "don't lie to me i know you only care about me for my ability to detect poisons in the air and warn you before it's too late and not for my personality or anything

2. Gil Arroyo caressing Jessica Whitly's face. nocountryforlesbians' post says: "gender non-conforming king! this man is dating a woman his own age

3. JT looking to the side. prisonhannibal's post says: it's always 'poor litte meow meow' or 'evil bastard' or 'i could make him worse' what about men who are normal. eyeroll emoji. what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

4. Martin looking up at Malcom as a child. pathologising's post reads: "can you please leave me alone i need a minute to be diabolical in my room alone"

5. Gil with his hands spread low, with 2 posts from natalieironside: "i will be removing myself from situations. if something is happening, well, i certainly do not want anything to do with it"

6. Edrisa Tanaka in a pool in scuba gear, looking up. officialswimmer's post says "some of y'all never pretended to be a mermaid at the pool and it shows"

7. Ainsley, Malcom and Jessica sitting at a table among bout 10 other people. Cantibutch’s post reads: "saw trap that’s just going to dinner with your family in a busy restaurant"