#pseudo intellect

When people ask to have a conversation about politics with me, I don't know where to start. I'm almost embarrassed. And certainly not for the reasons encompassing the thoughts of many... <--- you see that? I hate that. "And certainly not for the reasons encompassing the thoughts of many".. what is that? What am I trying to say? What I'm trying to say is: and certainly not for the THOUGHTS of many. But it's like, I read these fancy pants pro-blogger blogs, and I'm bombarded by endless ramblings of the "intellect" trying to be engaging.  It's not about the words you use, it's about the life you've lived. The words must be applicable, but no more so than a good punk rock music, played by a bunch of shitty guitarists. To many of these so called "bloggers", I'd like to suggest one thing - go out there in the world, get your dick sucked by by a female body builder @ the border of Mexico; do a bunch of ketamine, then get back to me with your thoughts. Write them down. Because unfortunately, I don't have the balls to be that interesting, but I'd love hearing from people who are. Whereas these turds? These tumblr turds? Next time you'd like to intellectually ponder your relationship with the local grocery store clerk, then tell me about it? @ least kick him in the nuts or something.  Make it interesting.

And what they are posting is a meme. Fuck, pseudo-meaningful/intelligent Reddit posters drive me insane, fuck.  You aren't part of a special club, and saying big words doesn't make you sound smarter; it just makes me imagine you are wearing a fedora and have patchy facial hair.