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If there was a Gofundme to bring back King of the Hill, would you contribute to it? If so, how much of your hard earned muns would you throw at Hank?
king of the hill has no need for money. king of the hill goes where it’s needed and will return to us when it knows we're ready
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You were a human?? What was that like?
Ash: “Hey, not human, just…. a really big borrower.
But it was WEIRD, like…. All the stuff that I normally climbed was SMALLER than me or the same size as me. Like only a few things were still bigger than me, like Alexei or trees or…. the sky?? …Does the sky count?
And like because of that I felt a lot more clumsy and destructive because stuff that I could normally barely budge, like…. like mushrooms, I was STEPPING on, I was CRUSHING them. Or cats, like, I was looming over them when normally they would’ve murdered me without any hesitation
I always imagine I would’ve felt invigorated, but… I wasn’t. I was just…. really scared. And confused. It was… just so weird.
On the good side, I got pizza, aaand I got cookies. So aside from the immense discomfort and terror, it was great.”
Do you think you could help me keep away from humans with magic? I can't tell them apart from the normal humans. ;^;
Ash: “Uhhhhh…. uhhhhhhhhhh…….
Oooh, the magic ones are magically delicious! ….I-I think. …That’s how the phrase for that one cereal thing goes, right?
But if you’re just asking for me to do my body guard stuff and not try to figure out the difference, then yes~ I absolutely can, I have two big knives and I’m not afraid to cut a human with either of them-”
*As a fairie, he's well-educated in various human dialects* Erm, Ash, I don't you think should say those things. >.>
Ash: “But why not? They even sound cool! Like, I’ll give beans credit where credit is due- aside from their good food, they have some cool words! C’mon, we can be fucknuggets together!”
Sure, I'd love a bodyguard! ^3^
Ash: “Aw HELL YEAH!!
…Oh, speaking of that, I picked up some new phrases from beans passing by! Shithead, asshole, fucknugget, fuckboi, fuck’s sake, fuck the cops… I have no idea what any of them mean, but I’m pretty sure if I implement them into like my dialogue and stuff, everyone will think I’m super smart! Because beans are jerks who know everything so it’ll look like I know everything-”
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Hiya Ash! Sorry I haven't been able to speak to you very often.
Ash: “DERRYYYYYYL-
How’s it been going? I went through something HORRIBLE- well, not entirely horrible, I got a whole pizza and cookies- but MOSTLY horrible and oh my gosh I’m so glad you didn’t see it and I talked to two borrowers and holy crap Derryl so much stuff has happened- Well, for me, I mean I know that’s barely anything but like you know how I am-”
Finnegan appears to have brought another gift in the form of someone’s keys. How he got those…. Ash is probably mostly responsible for it.
Ash: “So, how are you? You and your fairy stuff and all?”
That's a dangerous thing to do! If you fall in one of those it's almost impossible to swim out, you could drown! Anyways, have you considered, I don't know, not ruining the humans' lives? When they're not trying to capture me they're pretty nice!
Ash: “Nah, I can float! And besides, it’s easy to get out when you let them overflow over their barriers like I did!
And well, you know, it’s kind of a thing with borrower family stuff- …Or maybe it’s just my family. …But they’re kind of the reason behind…. oh, you know, nearly every horrible thing that’s happened to me in my life so far?
Like, I’m SICK of living in fear because of them, I should be allowed to live however I want! Not stuck in some stuffy old wooden structure sewing all day and night and not being allowed to go outside or enjoy things while they can do whatever they wish just because they’re big and-!!”
Ash sighs.
“Sorry. I…. I got a little too personal.”
*Gives Ash a flower crown as a parting gift*
Ash: I mean, I’m still gonna be here! Just…. not talking….?But thanks, anyways!
