#prostitots

YES I AM I AM OMG :)

1. Theater cogs double major right now. Bam.

2. Just closed Tonight We Improvise last night, and starting rehearsals tomorrow for The Wagner New Play Festival. I'm an asm to a really nice grad stage manager. We've got two one acts that should turn out great.

3. Sent in my application to Portland stage for their year-long internship. If I don't get it, then I'l stay for my second BA. If I do get it, I may graduate this year and then go and work for below minimum wage and free housing. But seriously, it would be awesome.

4. Have a phone interview with the Adirondack Theater Festival. Means I would have to leave spring quarter a week early and (potentially) miss walking at graduation. Think I can live with that.

Although considerably less excited because when I sent the times I was free, I made sure to specify it was all in PST. Then I got an email back asking in the times were in PST. Like, artistic director, did you even read my email? It made me giggle, at least.

5. Work is majorly sucking. This is such a terrible shift. I could just about die. I've cleaned 3 women's restrooms and the half-dressed little girls are killing my soul. STOP SHIMMYING. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SHIMMY. 

And whenever one of the male workers walk into the back room, the mothers get all offended cuz their daughters are getting dressed. Understandable. But then they send them up on stage half naked to dance in front of some male judges for a prize? How do you not see how inappropriate that is? HOW?