#proposal guy

*years a brick at you. pneumonia.*

*he seems unaffected by whatever illness is in the brick, but they're pretty pissed that you chucked a brick at their head.*

Hey! What the hell is your problem??

*they groan and rub their reddening forehead, already feeling the lump forming under his skin.*

Is there anyone else you would consider marrying if the BLU Scout turned you down?

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@spectatormode-404

hm. i don't think he likes to be called a Scout. Anyway, I guess anyone... I had already asked out 30 or so people... I'm extremely pleased with the current FINANCIAL agreement me and Pancakes have. I guess I'd just have to seek out another merc or ... *he seems hesitant to use the word* freak...

*visibly distressed, with a wavering voice.* You-- You can't ask me that! I don't -- I don't think,,, No, that's not allowed!!! You can't-- the.. the tax benefit.. Don't ask me-- *Proposal Guy divulges into tears, blubbering about how "you can't ask that" and something about financial benefits.*

why is it ass pancakes

not judging or anything, pancakes IS a silly guy (in a good way) ah wait no i see why now

not a scout

he is a very smart BUSINESS man. I know you wouldn't expect it from looking at him, but trust me. I mean, for starters, think about how much he SAVES by sleeping in a BONK! can!!!! ... he also BONKs people who threaten me, which is nice. I guess it's been a while since i noticed someone , uh , cares that much? though I've only seen him BONK an anon that made me cry.

(She’s dating scout)

proposal guy

-he/they - needs a haircut and a shave - 20 something - just eccentric, not a freak (no special powers, ) - not a merc either - just some dude ??? - concerned with finances, laws, and the government - ^ also not very educated on Any of those things. - lack of common sense - thinks marriage will solve most of life's problems - surprisingly good at domestic life - ^ baking and cleaning rooms mostly. despises dishes. - only one life, not respawn compatible - why is he here - draws sometimes with graphite

he used to have a trench coat but my friend said he looked like postal dude so i changed it :3

dni - if you romanticize or fetishize pedophilia, incest, or zoophilia

anyone else can interact, pls go crazy!! just a silly blog for a character i intended to keep an anon, but now hes not an anon, even if he still has sunglasses & a mostly gray outfit. in tf2 universe despite not working for Mann Co, but characters from other universes can interact im not picky :). also literally anyone not on dni can interact on any post idgaf if people "barge in" to existing reblog threads

also since this character did start as like. literally just interacting w this one blog, i may lose interest so fair warning!