Dec 22, 2014
UHC Paranoia
Woof: Oh I see someone--
Woof: Wait no, that's dirt on my screen
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UHC Paranoia
Woof: Oh I see someone--
Woof: Wait no, that's dirt on my screen
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Woof: Disclaimer, I am awful at scary games, and awful as in I've gone to the bathroom twice in the last 20 minutes just to make sure I can't piss myself.
Woof: I also might be wearing a diaper.
Why are you so big? I don't like it, stop!
Woofless to Lachlan (completely out of context)
Woof: Hey what's going on guys? It's Woofless here and wwwweelcome to another video on the Woofless channel. Hope you guys are having a great day! Today we are playing Sad Child Simulator 2014.
Preston: Wait dude, we have this guy on the enemy team and his name is "Not a Spy." How much money do you wanna bet that he's probably a spy?
Woof: Eeeehhhhhhhhh 7 dollars and 37 cents perhaps?
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Woof: Dude, something's killing me.
Preston: No, behind you, behind you! It's poison gas. Your grandma farted.
Woof: My grandma doesn't have a butt, joke's on you.
Preston: Wait does that mean you were born without a butt?
Woof: I never said it was a genetic problem, I just said it was a problem.
Preston: So that means she had the butt removed? Is that a thing?
Woof: Ya know I never really said "Grandma, why don't you have a butt?"
It's almost as useless as... glasses without lens. BOOOOOOOMMM HEADSHOT.
MrWoofless
Woof: Honestly, I've been playing minecraft for how long and I still get excited when I see that lil blue gem on the ground. Like, just, get giddy every time. It's a problem.
Woof: I could be playing modded minecraft, okay? Where diamonds spawn on the surface. And when I see it, I still get those heart palpitations.