#promptmas

Weiss has a new colleague. That's fine, at least until he continues to hit on literally every women except her at the office, and he's related to the owner so he can't be fired. That's bad. Then he hits on her wife, and then it gets hilarious.

It was a perfectly normal day living with a roommate, and sorta of friend. Then said friend's sister comes over and turns your life upside down.

Written for @spnisthewayoflife’s Promptmas. Small stories that connect into a larger but still very small story. First part is here.

Remaining prompts: Unexpected Christmas Events, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day

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He's immediately ashamed about it, but Dean's first reaction is to run. The shock is too massive, his emotions a weltering riot in his head and his chest. His first sight of his little brother's face in half a lifetime makes him flinch, skull snapping back like he's just been socked in the jaw.

His thoughts swim. The edges of his vision tunnel and blur as he feels himself start to pass out. Sam leads him, woozy brain and wobbly legs, to an overstuffed couch and tells him to put his head between his knees.

It's a testament to how off-kilter he is in this moment that he doesn't even bother to try to think of a dirty joke to make in reply. He just folds himself over and tries to remember how to breathe like a normal person.

Eventually, his faculties come back on line one by one. He sits up, looks around the room at the faces hovering over him, blinks hard, and croaks, “explain.”

The nightmare had left an indelible mark on all of them, and RBY vow to find a way to let Weiss know them just as well as they know her. Ruby being Ruby decides she needs to take it a step farther.

Weiss wonders why Ruby has been so preoccupied lately, as Ruby herself seeks encouragement from several sources. Can she drum up the courage to ask her partner to become her partner in all ways? As they take their next steps in life together?

Neo was hanging around a new broad, and there was no way it wouldn't be bad for business. That's why he, Roman Torchwick would go have a little chat with this dame, and make her see why it would be better if she left Neo alone.

In and out 20 minute job at most. Easy peasy.

She'd found it in with the rest of her late grandfather's belongings. A simple chess piece, but made of something she couldn't identify. When she decided to take up his quest to find the relics she never expected what would come from that.

Despite the hardships, despite the hazards, she wouldn't trade it for anything.

This is her story, the story of Weiss Schnee as begins her journey.

Ruby thought the customer was absolutely cute and wanted to know her better.

Penny thought the worker was sensational and wanted to get her name.

Weiss thought they both needed to woman up and get together.

Somehow it goes both better and worse than planned when she sets a scheme into motion. After all when muffins this good were on the line, Weiss Schnee would rise to the occasion.