#promotingmyownshit

“I am Kalirama the Undying. Goddess of Death, War and Annihilation. Daughter of Time. Queen of the Cosmic Powers and Mother to the Fates. Bow before me, so that I may sever your head from your neck!”

Fantastic.

Kimball pulled her sidearm up and checked it quickly to make sure it was working properly.

“I am Kimball, the Eternally Weary. General of the New Republic. President of Chorus. Protector of All Devastated by War. I am She Who Fights Corruption, Defender of Life, and Rebuilder of Society. I am MORE Than A Little Annoyed By Your Presence, and I Do Not Have Time For Games.”

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Agent Carolina/Agent York (Red vs. Blue), Mentioned Agent Carolina/Vanessa Kimball, Agent Carolina/Vanessa Kimball/Agent York  Characters: Agent Carolina (Red vs. Blue)Agent York (Red vs. Blue)Vanessa Kimball Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship negotiations and flirting, York is an accidental pervert, and a non-accidental pervert, Peeping, RvB Rare Pair Week, Canon-typical language, Unrealistic Amounts of Forgiveness Summary: 

There was Vanessa Kimball, General Kimball herself, stripped out of her armor and peeling out of her bodysuit. The whole thing was just a well-organized jumble on the floor, but York couldn’t focus on that when there was a long expanse of warm, dark shoulders standing right in front of him, being completely, accidentally, incredibly sexy.

Holy fuck! York’s mind unhelpfully supplied, I’m gonna see Kimball fucking naked!

“You gonna tell me why I’m here? I still haven’t figured that part out.”

“Lavernius Tucker, you were stationed at Blood Gulch, is that correct? During your stay there, you were in contact with a Sangheili solder.”

“Crunchbite? Yeah, that fucker knocked me up, knocked me out, and got himself killed. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer prick.”

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“You gonna tell me why I’m here? I still haven’t figured that part out.”

“Lavernius Tucker, you were stationed at Blood Gulch, is that correct? During your stay there, you were in contact with a Sangheili solder.”

“Crunchbite? Yeah, that fucker knocked me up, knocked me out, and got himself killed. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer prick.”