#project sj

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Toby: So, you w-wanna tell me why J*Jeff was kidnapped?

Toby: By his *supposedly* DEAD brother?!

Toby: O-Or why you fuckin’ flew out of the televi-vision?!?!

BEN: fuck they’re starting up again...

BEN: toby, listen man.

BEN: i’ve had a shit week. i’ve hit my head, have been seeing anons - which is fucking weird as shit - trust me.

BEN: so for one sec can you just shut your mouth? thanks.

Toby: Let me ask one more thing, s-smart ass.

Toby: Why th-*e’fuck are we sneaking around the mansion?

BEN: ...

BEN: masky lied to me about the anons...

BEN: they know shit, they’re hiding something.

BEN: i can only assume the worst... and i was able to snatch jeff’s coordinates just before... i was tossed out.

BEN: anyways we have to go- it’s not safe to talk here.

! ! SLAM ! !

BEN: wait.

BEN: we’re not alone...

BEN: if my coordinates were correct...

BEN: jeff should be here... with company.

Toby: ...

s p l r g

Toby: Oh shit, that’s di-disgusting!

BEN: ... these are anons.

Toby: W-Wait. Hold the fu-fUCK up.

Toby: Y-You’re tell*in’ me that goop is...

Toby: What you’ve been seein’?! H-h-how am I able to-to see them?!

BEN: i don’t know...

BEN: but we have to make sure the ones with us... don’t attract whatever-

BEN: whoever... killed these ones.

Toby: Aren’t they just humans? Who gives a fuck.

BEN: shut up, toby.

BEN: someone’s down the hall.

BEN: let’s go.

BEN: let’s... not talk about it anymore.

BEN: S H I T !

* p w a f *

BEN: ...

Toby: LAND AHOY!!!!

BEN: th’fuk...?!

BEN: toby, you cock-

BEN: of course i’m worried.

BEN: but jeff is a fuckin’ badass when he needs to be.

BEN: i mean the dude’s a killer for fucks sake- he can definitely take care of himself.

BEN: also... this isn’t the first time that stupidass has been kidnapped.

BEN: jane has snatched him up several of times in the past, and i dunno... he usually makes it out with a few cuts and wounds but he always come out alive, ya know?

BEN: fucker pulls some michael myers shit.

BEN: as for leaf though, i dunno.

BEN: something isn’t right, that’s why i’m worried... we also didn’t... leave off on the best of terms.

BEN: ... toby? wh-

Toby: BRO.

Toby: You look fuckin’ cr-crAY over there talk-talk-talkin’ to yourself.

BEN: shut the fuck up waffle-boy.

Toby: S-So you can- you can SEE them?!

Toby: LIKE- Like a sup-perpower?!?

Toby: W-What are they saying t*to you?!

BEN: that i shouldn’t trust you and calling you weird-ass names.

Toby: WHAT?!

Toby: Why? I mean- I might n-not be able to keep s*secrets but l-l*like-

Toby: I dunno!

Toby: I think I’m p-pretty reliable!

Toby: There was this one t-time where E.J. T-told me he act*tually had an iron deficiency-

BEN: uh.

Toby: [Inaudible blabbing in the background.]

BEN: i’m alright.

BEN: being thrown out of the electric current like that is pretty jarring.

BEN: i actually feel a bit glitchy so... just gotta take it easy i guess.

BEN: i’m more just... worried for leaf.

BEN: i hope she isn’t being used by liu... i hope that he doesn’t use jeff against us either...

BEN: i just hope we can save him and maybe leaf too.

BEN: ever since she went missing...

BEN: ...