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So.im realizing my main thoughts for Host is just, he would only have his own program if he's allowed to do whatever the fuck he wanted with no consistency, right. Dark signs off on it thinking, oh, it's not gonna get many views, he'll get what he wants for a bit then he'll never have to worry about it again, whatever, but Host starts out with an episode yhats like "I'm gonna rate all the conspiracy theories about everyone here at Markiplier TV by how funny I think they are. I will not be confirming or denying anything anyone has done." And the fans go fucmig wild skcmsmcmsm

I made this joke literal years ago, but it deserves to be here because it's making me crack up again:

So awhile back your dark mentioned a potential "ask Abby" thing with Host, and how it was scrapped cause the fear of his narrations actually Causing things

Host having a show entirely just on book reviews. A la youtuber book review things, people recommend horrible books and he just tears them into shreds for the fuck of it. They give him horrible things, and just watch the light die from his soul, he's a shell of a man after being forced to read YouTuber Book Seven Hundred, let him rest ajcnmamck

MarkiplierTV doing some sort of televised fundraiser for a community baseball team. They run out of baseballs to pitch with. Wilford gleefully suggests "Try batting these!" and pulls out a gun.

Yandereiplier runs the TikTok account for MarkTV

Host running a show like Unraveled. That's the bulk of the thought I just love it. Specifically thinking about the Breath of the Wild cooking episode, and Dark being Adam in that, because Host needs a chaperone in the kitchen because It's Host and just. Everything in that. That entire episode is so good and imagining that chaos with him and Dark ? Chef's kiss.

THE MOMENT IN THAT UNRAVELED EPISODE WHERE THEY HAVE THE FUCKING 'EGG PUDDING' THATS JUST FUCKING SUGAR IN SCRAMBLED EGGS, RIGHT OKAY Dark taking a bite of that concoction, and just staring at Host who is dying of laughter around his own bite, and being like 'This is why we banned you from the kitchen. This is why. This is exactly why' and Host just sinks to the floor behind the counter coughing to death-