Cops are Creepy
Dear Cops,
Why are you so creepy? If anyone else pulled out of that parking lot as fast as you did, then slammed on the gas to catch up with the back of my car, almost causing an accident in the rain just to scan my license plate number, it would be called harassment.
I wish I could have seen the disappointment on your face when your computer came back with zero infractions on my license. Sure, Im wearing a hoodie and I have a blue streak in my hair but you couldnt tell that cause my windows are tinted, rolled up, and its 9pm.
I know my tee shirt says “anti hero” but I was already arrested once while wearing a Taylor Swift t-shirt. It won’t happen again.
Long story short, I survived.













