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Professor: “And here class we can see the circle I would draw after one too many beers”

Long pause......

A little background I’m in college and am a criminal justice major. 

During one of my classes, the teacher was trying to ask us the burden of proof for the different court types, however, he couldn’t think of the words. After thinking for a solid two minutes he looks at the class and says, “When I can’t think of words I’m trying to say that means I’ve had a long day and if I’ve had a long day so have you. We’ll call class today and resume next week.”

He ended class 30 minutes early because he had a long day and figured so have we. 

My college professor: “Guys you gotta buy the book alright? If you don’t buy it you won’t excel in this class. It still shocks me ya know? I mean, you guys as students spend thousands of dollars on a college education and yet you can’t spend a couple hundred dollars on textbooks? I mean it’s like saying you have a pitcher but the pitcher during the game forgets the ball to play. It doesn’t make sense. You need the textbook”