#professor cake

“Being wise, Professor Cake knew that any relationship not beginning with a punch or two would most assuredly fade over time: it is a well-known fact that brawling begets friendship.”

’Every place you know of or have heard of is a part of your world. And it is this that you must save.’

'The real world. The very notion is absurd. Worlds and everything in them are made real by the stories that inhabit them. Stories are not mere diversions to occupy us on rainy days. They are a type of magic spell – perhaps the most powerful in existence – and their effect is to summon possibilities. Every time the spell is cast, the impossible becomes a little more possible.’