#prof. freeman

“-Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.”

“Professor Coomer, I-I already know what a chair is.”

“Maybe so, Gordon! However-”

“Yooooo, what are you guys doin’ here? Is that legal?”

“Wh-I-Yes? Dude, we literally work here.”

“Mmmmmmmm gonna have to see your parking tags then.”

“Of course!”

“What???”

“yeah bro, where’s your uh, your leg permit?”

“so you dont have a parking tag, huh?”

“No???? Because I walk???”

“Passport?”

“Ah, I always keep my passport on me as well!”

”What are you two FUCKING talking about”

“Why, Gordon! A passport is a travel document, usually issued by a country's government to its citizens, that certifies the identity and nationality of its holder primarily for the purpose of international travel-”

“gunna have to uh. follow you around, bro. you cant be here without your passssss-port”

“Pfft, I-okay. Alright. You can follow me around dude, as long as you stop bugging me about identification, because this is absolutely wild.”

“nnnnnnnnah. you dont even have your parking tag, man”