This is how midwestern I am:
A few year ago my alarm clock died because it was old. Got a new one, the numbers are so bright on the lowest setting that instead of getting rid of it I just shove a pillow in front of it every night. Since it works just fine I can’t justify getting rid of it. 🤷♀️ I was literally laying in bed last night thinking “I hope this alarm clock dies soon.”
Guess I’ll just be slightly inconvenienced for the next 10 years.
Also I know I could just use my phone but am old fashioned and like having a separate device.











