#prodnose

I completely forgot to post it here but um

Fickelgruber: seduce a cop ??? YOU WANT ME TO SEDUCE A COP ??????

Slugworth and Prodnose: that is literally not at all what we said

Fickelgruber: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MAKING ME SEDUCE A COP.

Slugworth and Prodnose: ... no one is making you do that? we said we need to corrupt-

Fickelgruber: fine. seduce. i'll do it. if i must. for the chocolate cartel.

a/n: I didn't include Noodle because she's a child and hasn't been around people her own age so I couldn't tell you based on that.

Willy Wonka - Pansexual, he/him. Falls in love with people regardless of gender, drawn to creativity and kindness above all else. Also asexual, doesn't like kids that much or wants them. He just has a soft spot for Noodle.

Lottie Bell - Lesbian, she/her. Has a crush on Piper in the laundromat and dreams of opening a phone exchange where she can connect people's hearts.

Piper Benz - Bisexual, she/her. Confident in her identity and an outspoken ally who stands up for her friends.

Larry Chucklesworth - Gay, he/him. He got divorced because every woman he has been with had figured it out before he had.

Arthur Slugworth - Aromantic/asexual, he/him. Focused entirely on his chocolate empire with no interest in romance, which is completely valid.

Felix Ficklegruber - Closeted gay, he/him. His cruelty stems partly from hiding his true self, though this doesn't excuse his actions.

Abacus Crunch - Trans man, he/him. Found freedom in numbers and precision as a way to define himself on his own terms.

I let these evil chocolatiers occupy my mind and this is how I spend my days. Drawing them in sparkly suits.

Ok. So. This is my first ever post so bare with me here but i noticed that while rewatching 'Wonka' that every one of the Chocolate Cartell has a different sentence written underneath their Logos.

For Example, Felix Fickelgruber has a German Phrase underneath his name in The Logo.

"Fickelgruber... feinste Schokolade", is German and means 'Finest Chocolate'.

It doesnt per say mean that Felix is German but it is a really nice Easter Egg and Headcanon to me (who is also German)

something similar actually Goes for Gerald Prodnose, who has an Italian Phrase underneath his Name.

"PRODNOSE... cioccolato di qualitá", is Italian and means 'high quality chocolate'. (I hope thats Correct. I dont speak Italian and used Google Translate so have mercy.)

That also doesnt have to mean that Prodnose is Italian but it would be neat that he or at least someone in his Family is Italian or that He at the very least speaks it :)))