[ INCOMING MISSION : @proditeur ] ❛ if i may arse-k. shouldn't the webs be coming out of. out of. you know. ❜
was he ... no ... unless ... ? oh god. he totally was. he stands up, straightening his back and resting one hand on his hip, gesturing wildly with his other, ❝ why the hell would my webs come out of my backdoor ?!?!? ❞
he begins to pace back and forth in front of the crown, ❝ there's nothing even practical about that ! this is why i'm the one who makes all the plans between us. you'd be asking me to build web shooters that could be activated by the hauntingly and abnormally loud clapping of your cheeks. ❞













