#procap

I saw one of my favorite activism accounts on instagram post a banner urging people to stop visiting zoos and aquariums since they use “only 3% of their budget for conservation” and are “depriving animals of their natural habitat”. They then suggested to go watch nature documentaries (that often leave out indigenous people and make certain places seem like “wonderlands untouched by human presence” dispute that not being true and, yknow, people actually living there or no longer living there due to colonization but that’s another post entirely). Needless to say, I was extremely disappointed. You still need to use those funds to pay zookeepers, vets, and animal care so of course it’s not all going into conservation.

Tony Stark made weapons for the military and only stopped because he was nearly killed and no

It wasn’t because he “felt bad” for those that were actually being harmed by the weapons. It was for his personal benefit

He constantly flirts with and messes with women while dating pepper

In the first IM movie, he made a transphobic joke and in an interview for his Sherlock movie, made a joke about cross-dressing

In AOU he made a rape joke, saying that if he ends up ruling Asgard, he’d reinstall pre minocta (or however you spell it)

He made Ultron, and before you start with the whole “B-b-but Wanda mind raped him!”

Firstly, wtf is mind rape? Really? For anyone who says mind rape y’all need therapy—maybe more so than Wanda

Anyways, he made Ultron and in civil war, had the A U D A C I T Y to say “we need to be put in place” as if it was the avenger’s fault that he created Ultron.

And him being the Rich white dude he was, he knew the accords wouldn’t effect him. He could still break the law without any consequences.

So he a brought a 15 year old child into battle with professionals, lied about his age, and didn’t even tell him the full reason of why he was fighting

Also? He thinks? Him and Steve? Were friends? Last I checked, they couldn’t stand each other, and had a hard time working together

So when he says “I wAs YoUr FrIeNd ToO” uh no. He’s known Bucky for 100 actual years. You guys have known each other for like 2, with 6 month breaks from working together

Homecoming, he completely neglects Peter and passes him off to happy, who ignores him as well

And then takes away the suit because Peter was trying to do his job.

You could give the excuse—“he sent government agents after the vulture!”

Yes. And toomes overpowered them by a lot so that didn’t do anything

Tony says he doesn’t want to end up like his father, but it just as emotionally distant as him

I cant even begin with that one scene in IW when he HAD THE CHANCE TO CALL STEVE AND ASK FOR HELP TO DEFEAT THANOS, BUT DIDNT. OUT OF PURE STUPIDITY AND HIS MASSIVE EGO

AND THEN WHEN HE AND HIS TEAM LOSES, HE’S??? SURPRISED???

LIKE, YEAH DUDE BECAUSE YOU HAVE PETER QUILL ON YOUR TEAM OBSESSING OVER HIS DEAD GIRLFRIEND smh

The endgame scene where he basically yells at Steve for “not being there” knowing full well that if Steve were to come out of hiding, he would’ve been arrested

Has a child five years later and then suddenly on tumblr, he’s “dad of the year” even tho he got like two scene with his kid...I mean...Stan Scott Lang

Him figuring out time travel makes no sense??

How’d he get pym particles of Hank kept his work secretive??

I’m telling you if Shuri hadn’t been dusted away, they wouldn’t have needed tony I stg

Fast forward and now he’s dead, and lemme tell you—it took EVERYTHING not to laugh at their faces.

Scott, Hank, Janet, Hope, Wanda, and Bucky, to be specific.

I mean

HE ALMOST KILLED BUCKY, KILLED WANDA’S ENTRE FAMILY, AND SCOTT JUST HATES HIM

They didn’t even wanna be there lmao

Ok, now that that’s done with, let’s move onto RDJ

I really never liked him as an actor because he has limited range when it comes to characters

By which I mean all of his characters are cocky, smart, “handsome”, and “funny”

They aren’t, but k

But now that he defended Crisp ratt for being a T*umpet supporter and a homophobe, I hate him even more now

And it’s not even because he’s standing up for ratt

It’s because he never showed this type of compassion when his female and cast mates of color were being attacked for their roles

Brie Larson got rape and death threats for being captain marvel, and only wanting more diversity/better pay for herself

Zendaya got hate because she was the first black MJ

Ratt got hate because he attended a homophobic church that supported conversion therapy

Guess which one RDJ defended?

Yup

And not only that but he’s just a really unfunny person. He’s basically Tony Stark and not in a good way

Though there isn’t a good way to be Tony Stark in the first place

NOW onto my favorite part

RDJ/Tony stocks fan club

Or “defense squad” as they call themselves, as if tonky doesn’t have enough defense already, with his suits and all

His fans ignore every flaw about his character and the actor himself

They constantly say how he’s a father figure to Peter, Shuri, nebula, Harley, when really...no

Peter has a father figure—Ben Parker

Shuri already had a father

Nebula didn’t have a good father, but in no means did they interact more than the beginning of endgame

He literally called Harley a p*say for MOURNING OVER HIS ABSENT FATHER

like haha ok Stark you can’t talk

Just because you have your own sob story doesn’t mean you can project that onto others to silence THEIR trauma

And that’s another thing—

His fans claim to say that he “portrays ptsd” more than any other avenger accurately

A C C U R A T E L Y???

Wanda and Pietro?

Steve?

Natasha?

Bucky?

Peter Parker?

Gamora?

Nebula?

Harley?

Literally anyone else but him???

What angers me the most, however, is that people will go as far as to say that Wanda is a nazi b*tch, but...

Not her brother

And I’m being dead serious—no post about “anti-maximoff” ever mentions pietro

Only wanda, as if she were an only child

Well now she is but that wasn’t the point

Their internal mysoginy hurts me both physically and mentally

Procap on Twitter posted this unironically (and Someone commented that breeding bans will contribute to the sixth extinction-bruh, my guy, just accept that seaworlds breeding program was Trash and that No captive orca breeding program so far has been successful or an example of a good genetic pool for conservation purposes)

And I’m just like

Idk how y’all anticaps on there can remain civil with ppl who agree with shit like this, this would make me go apeshit

Anyways, let’s break it down:

-first of all, you ain’t the whales friend, they don’t give a shit about you, stop writing them love letters ffs WAIT APPARENTLY THIS PERSON IS/WAS A TRAINER THAT MAKES THIS DELUSIONAL GARBAGE TEN TIMES WORSE

-trainers in the water is dangerous and a liability, and frankly waterworks/all of SeaWorld’s shows are extremely outdated. There is no place for circus theatrics in modern educational zoological facilities (unless y’all wanna admit that the majority of SW is for entertainment and not education/conservation?) literally, other than aquaria, no other facility that would dare to to have their animals perform tricks OTHER than behaviours that strictly demonstrate natural behaviours for educational purposes or to improve their quality of life (like learning to target). 90% of the “behaviours” cetaceans perform in shows are not natural and are purely or entertainment

-ah yes I’m sure Takara, with her sensitive hearing, thoroughly enjoyed the hideously loud music, you fucking wanker. If Takara was so enriched by having day and night shows it means her everyday enrichment SUCKS ASS. And procaps say antis anthropomorphize them, jeebus this post is a mess

-trust me honey the whales can survive without reproduction. Many, many, many animals in captivity thrive without reproducing. Artificial insemination does nothing for them enrichment wise, and SW didn’t breed them for the fucking whales’ psychological health, they bred them for the MONEY BABY.

-these always seem to forget that giving birth is actually risky and NOT good for your health?? Like they can die from it??? It’s not some wonderful “enrichment” or whatever the fuck, and if you are so worried about family dynamics maybe SW should have thought of that BEFORE capturing baby whales, shoving whoever the fuck they wanted together, and then separating established families :) the pod dynamics are so fucked at SW that having calves will not fix it, especially when said calves get to be subjected to rakes and attacks from their “pod”

-“just know we stand by you” GAG please stop

-there would always have been a “final” orca in captivity whether or not the breeding ban happened, unless new whales were captured, because the gene pool was small and they fucked up the genetic diversity with their shittt breeding program

-just... the performative asskissery of it all, SW won’t fuck you bro

Omg how absolutely stupid do you have to be to think this?? First of all, pushing your procap agenda after three struggling orcas died is, uh, not cool. This population is literally going extinct, and you’re gonna act all, “Oh look how much longer these whales are living!” Smdh

Also, who in their right mind believes SeaWorld’s breeding program will save the SRKW? They have ZERO Southern Residents now- all of them have died out, and their descendants are all hybrids with no proper place in the wild.

I thought I was upset at the news that J17, K25, and L84 had passed, but y’all’s stupidity is making me even angrier holy shit

No lie, but this is kinda funny. But also, there’s no such thing as “select-cap” so