#problematiclynz

UNDERCOVER IN A GAY BAR - i immediately applied this to clintcoulson & yEP 100% here for that oh my GOD. i would probably write this. like this exact scenario. the trope in general is p good but oh my god i might genuinely write clintcoulson undercover in a gay bar. thanks for that. u are a menace.

PRETENDING TO BE MARRIED - is like hardcore fake dating, aka My Jam, so yes this is my hardcore Jam. this is rly important. i would almost definitely write it. im moving on before i start to mentally plot out another clintcoulson au.

WINGFIC - [quiet whining noises] THE THING, THE JAM, FUCK ME SIDEWAYS I AM SO HERE FOR THIS ALWAYS. i have actually written this, ive just never posted it. i will def write something worthy of posting at some point (though it'll never live up to ur wingfic, sidenote i'm just gonna plug aiden's clint barton wingfic, please read it, it's AMAZING). i think abt wingfic a lot. wingfic is important to me & also just to the world in general.

APOCALYPSE FIC - is ALSO the jam (aiden u know me too well wtf). one of my fav things about bandom is the plethora of apocalypse fic (i have certain sections of 'his ruins were beautiful' practically memorised, sidenote please read that fic) & i miss this greatly in other fandoms. internet please write more apocalypse fic. both happy & sad. & i have actually written an apocalypse au (or i guess a post-apcalypse au? semantics), it was for les mis, it's one of the few les mis fics i wrote that i still like. i would definitely write more. (kings au probly counts tbh sooo).

raindrops; (wear your best suit all these people are watching)

1. bad dream hotline // foe 2. tomorrow // daughter 3. always // panic! at the disco 4. dark in my imagination // of verona 5. you'll need those fingers for crossing // los campesinos! 6. too many faces // cherri bomb 7. speed the collapse // metric 8. looking up (acoustic) // paramore

IS THERE A TROPE YOU'VE YET TO TRY YOUR HAND AT, BUT REALLY WANT TO?

i already answered this but im gonna ramble more bc i can

ok so, fake dating? is so important? like, idk, in any iteration - whether it's one person is pining & the other person is oblivious, both are pining, neither of them have thought about this before & are rly pleasantly surprised rn... it's just. it's The Jam, u feel?

"Tony, we're going to get caught."

"Tony."

"Tony, seriously, we're going to--"

The car starts with a splutter. Tony turns to face Rhodey and grin at him brilliantly. "You were saying?"

"Just because you got the car to start doesn't mean we're not going to get caught." Rhodey says, with a sigh, but he can't quite suppress his smile.

Tony's grins are annoyingly infectious.