How can you tell I wrote the fake dating au? Because I’m 98% sure the thing is over 10k, and as Mianmian said in the last bit, in universe, less than twenty-four hours have passed. Actually, I think it’s entirely possible that less than twelve hours have passed.
I, too, am horrified by this. (But unsurprised. That is, tragically, very on-brand for me.)















