Flirts
Friend (in a group): Ever been flirted with?
Me: No one ever flirted with me. Nobody wants me.
Friend: You are recently out of a long term relationship. You don't count!
Me: No one ever flirted with me
Friend: You just never noticed if someone flirted with you
Me: …
Me:
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Me: I am as sensible for romance as a kitchen scale is for temperature changes
Friend: See! As I told you.
Me: … you what??












