mcu avengers ranked (why)
t’challa (obviously)
carol danvers (lesbian icon in flannel on a motorcycle)
natasha romanoff (beat up happy hogan for being a sexist pig)
sam wilson (let wanted fugitives into his house bc they’re hot, i get it)
rhodey (kicked drunk tony’s ass at that house party)
steve rogers (kicked tony’s ass in siberia)
thor (brags about how smart his gf is while drunk, a vibe)
scott lang (hates tony stark as much as me)
bruce banner (loses points for helping tony create ultron, gets points for being a good bro to thor)
wanda maximoff (loses points for being whitewashed, gets points for being unhinged)
bucky barnes (he said maybe 15 words across 5 movies, gets points for that thing where he picked up the raccoon and swung him around)
peter parker (tony stark bootlicker)
stephen strange (walking racist trope, gets points for orchestrating tony’s death)
peter quill (i hate chris pratt)
vision (created by war criminal)
clint barton (should have died instead of natasha, spent years straight up murdering people, who gives a fuck if he has a kid as if that makes him inherently more worthy of living than natasha who spent those same years working to keep the survivors on earth safe what the fuck)
tony stark (war criminal)
