Can mod Near provide any lifting tips?
HELL YEAH, BABEY.
okay so liiiiike there’s so much you need to know! i suggest browsing liftblr. unfortunately the shoplifting subreddit was shut down (continuing to be oppressed by the man, ugh lmao) but there’s still so much information out there!
you can join my fav lifting discord: https://discord.gg/ (my discord is m. near#4827 if u ever need private help or have q’s!)
my best tips:
- accidentally forgot to take off a magnet or sticker and the alarms go off when you leave the store? don’t stop! if you stop, you look guilty (i’m sure you’ve set them off before and the employees don’t even blink bc they’re so messed up anyway). instead of stopping, throw your hands up, scream “hail satan”, and sprint away as far and fast as you can. they’ll be too confused to stop you.
- always wear your best running shoes when you go lifting.
- got caught? that’s ok, you can get out of this as long as you can get outside! if you’re being chased after by an employee, sprint to your car as fast as you can. it’s harder for them to chase you if you hit them with your car first! aim for the feet/legs.
- conceal on your person! especially if you’re new at it. big bags, prams, etc are so suspicious and will get lp’s attention. my favorite way to do this is to stick things like lipstick, mascara, hair curlers, etc down my pants do it looks like a dick. then if they’re looking at where you have it concealed it’s basically sexual harassment and they can’t accuse you of anything
i hope this helps! xoxo
~mod near xo
