*Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker*
Evelynn: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Moe:... I did. I broke it.
Evelynn: No. No you didn't. Ezra?
Ezra: Don't look at me. Look at Azi.
Aziziah: What?! I didn't break it.
Ezra: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Aziziah: Because it's sitting in front of us, and it's broken.
Ezra: Suspicious...
Aziziah: No, it's not!
Ben: If it matters, probably not, but Peregrine was the last one to us it.
Peregrine: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Ben: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Peregrine: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ben!
Moe: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Evelynn.
Evelynn: No! Who broke it?!
Everyone:
Ezra: Evelynn... Prizla's been awfully quiet.
Prizla: REALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Evelynn, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Evelynn:
Evelynn: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
