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Andraste: Everyday I’m punished. And for what? Girlish Whimsy?

Varis: No, you have something much more sinister going on.

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Vyth: So I've made the decision to trust you.

Taiga: A terrible decision, really.

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Taiga: *Dies*

Vyth: Yeah, I’ll be honest, I didn’t think you’d get to my abandonment issues but here we are

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Ea: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this? Vyth: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it* Ea: Aww, it's a love note for Avelina? Vyth: No- Ea: *opens it* Ea: Vyth: Ea: I can't read this.

#ea #hjalma #vyth #13th age #the bain-marie

Bryndel: Taigo, gather the others. We need to have another Celestine-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.

#bryndel #taigo #celestine #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

Celestine: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Shamil: I think you mean cards.

Vyth: He did not.

Celestine, pulling out knives: I did not.

#celestine #shamil #vyth #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

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Ea: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?

Shamil: Not again!

Ea: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.

Vyth: Just wait until you hear about whales.

Ea: What now?

#ea #shamil #vyth #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

Celestine: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Shamil’*

Ea: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

#celestine #shamil #ea #shamil makes everyone's lunch and vyth helps #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

Ea, trying to comfort Vyth: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

#ea #vyth #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

Taiga: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

Ea: This is light?!

#taiga #ea #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

Bryndel: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Bryndel: Not you Ea. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

#bryndel #ea #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

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Celestine, after watching Ea get stabbed by Oraceo: You’re dead. You are very dead. When you are a corpse I will hack away at your flesh and eat you raw.

Ea: Celestine, I’m not dead yet.

Celestine: Let me have my moment of rage to avenge you.

Ea: I’d prefer it if you didn’t let me die.

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Taigo: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.

Taiga: Oh, that was all real.

Taigo: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!

Taiga: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.

#taigo #taiga #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

Ea: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Celestine: Ea, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Ea: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

#ea #celestine #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

Taiga: I don’t mean to be rude—

Taigo: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

#taiga #taigo #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

Vyth: So I've made the decision to trust you.

Taiga: A terrible decision, really.

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Shamil: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Taiga: But you do know better.

#shamil #taiga #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

Taigo, near tears: Please, Taiga, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

#taigo #taiga #hjalma #13th age #the bain-marie

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