#private mode

Hinata says that he’ll be making his special omurice for the performance, and urges you to make it too~ And you mention that you love spicy omurice, and he says that the two of you are really made to match, and that it must be fate that the two of you have met ;_; come Hinata let onee san hug you how can you be so cute it should be illegal for you to look so innocent and be such a smooth talker ;_;

Hinata asks you if you have seen his notes on old text (like Old Japanese; kinda like actors in Shakespearen plays having to speak in Elizabethan English). You say that you’ve seen Kaito holding it, and Hinata gets really annoyed, cause Kaito’s gonna start doodling everywhere on it and he’s gonna go grab it back asap damn you Kaito

Kaito says that he was up the whole night, so he’s gonna take a nap, and you ask him if he was up the whole night. He calls you an idiot, and says that he was up working the whole night because he had to submit a song later (waow Kaito being hardworking what a sigh)

Kaito asks you what you think of the white snake (Iori’s role in the Ayakashi omnibus), and you mention that you’re not good with snakes (au contraire, I think Iori and Sousei had the best roles for this set, followed closely by Kyouya). And he says that he’s not good with snakes too, because they’re the mortal enemy of hamsters are you a hamster Kaito or is Hinata a hamster OR ARE BOTH OF YOU HAMSTERS :O

Kaito says he saw Kyoya standing in the corridor just now, but you tell him that Kyoya has already gone home… And he says it’s not the case, and that he definitely saw him in the corridor wearing the snow maiden (idk what to call it; it’s supposed to be a snow maiden, but Kyoya is wearing a guy’s version of it) costume in the unlit corridor, and when Kaito saw him he exclaimed “Don’t scare me like that” and Kyoya walked off.

Then he second guesses himself and asks you if you’re joking that Kyoya went home, and that he’s still in the building. 

Kaito praised Subaru during today’s singing lesson, and you go all “Kaito praised Subaru? Kaito...? Subaru...? Praise...?” (oh the shock and horror!!!) And Subaru being the happy puppy he is, told Kaito to say it again, cos it was a really important thing and it was big news!!! It won’t even be strange if it made headlines! “Shindou Kaito Praised Jougasaki Subaru’s Singing! Strange Things Happen throughout the Country!” Then Kaito told him “you’re definitely thinking of something weird now”... 

Subaru mentions that his tuba seems smaller than it was yesterday, and you affirmed his suspicions. And he’s all, “I see, indeed you know things things that I don’t!” and he wonders if the other instruments shrank as well, and he says he would go and check with Iori if his shrank too (I’m sorry Subaru please forgive me watching you make a fool of your self is jut far too entertaining)

Subaru asks you what an omnibus is... I said it’s the friend of omurice... orz I’m so sorry Subarun I didn’t expect you to take it so seriously I should face the wall of shame and reflect on my life decisions orz

He goes to tell Iori about what it means, then Iori and Kaito (who was next to him) started laughing at him ;_; Then he says he didn’t study enough for the performance this time and that Iori explained it to him and he’ll be sure to remember it, then he apologises and says he’ll study harder ;___; I’m so sorry Subarun I shouldn’t have made fun of you like that I’m a bad bad person for doing this to a sunshine boy like you please forgive me I’m a bad person I don’t deserve to breathe the same air as you ;______;

Subaru asks you what you think of his costume, and the choices are: 1) it’s cool, 2) it looks easy to move around in, and 3) it exposes a lot of skin :))))

After consulting with a friend, I decided to tell Subaru that his costume is very revealing, and he says that his physique is something he absolutely won’t lose to anyone else to, and he’ll continue to work hard from now one and that he’s happy to get such a costume that shows off his body (what an innocent answer ;_; can you imagine if you asked Jin that question he’ll probably sleaze his way through)

Subaru mentions that today’s practice was especially hard and tiring, and if you offer to buy him something he’ll be like the most grateful puppy to ever live and he’ll thank you before you even go and he requests for yakisoba bread, and he says that the one from the convenience store is more than enough why are you so considerate I’d gladly get it from the most expensive bakery around here for you

Kaito asks you who’s the strongest god in Jipangu, and if you say it’s you, the scriptwriter (of course it’s you the great almighty playwright with the entire castmembers’ fates in your hand fufufu) he will SHOW CONCERN FOR YOU. He’ll humour you (and maybe pacify you?):

Are you tired? Ok I got it, you’re the strongest, now hurry up and go home.

KAITO SHOWING CONCERN? THE WORLD IS GOING TO ENDDDD

Kaito says that it’s his bithday (hint: it’s not). If you catch him and tell him he’s just saying that cos he wants cake, he’ll be a smug little shit and go all “indeed you know me well”, and he’ll promptly tell you to get a whole cake for him, and to get a three layered cake for his birthday (he’s gonna get diabetes at this rate)

An alternative to the above; if you tell him something like “I see”, he’ll say that he’s looking forward to his birthday cake, and that today he feels like eating chocolate cake, and he wants shortcake tomorrow (fuck you Kaito)

This precious angel asks you if you’re free, and if you say you are he’ll ask you to go to the lesson room to see Jin’s amazing dancing why Subaru why are you so precious

Apparently Subaru lost his keychain, and for some reason it was under Kaito, who was sleeping O.O Then Kaito got pissed off from being woken up and blew up at Subaru telling him not to disturb him while he was sleeping maybe it was a boneless hamster keychain

For Subaru’s rain related question, if you tell him you forgot your umbrella, he’ll lend you his and says that he’ll run home in the rain

(I was never overly fond of Subaru from the start, but this convo really, really hit me hard omg he’s just too precious I will gladly run home in the rain in your place please use your umbrella and don’t get sick you have practice I don’t I’m but a measly scriptwriter who am I kidding I nearly failed my playwrighting assignment in middle school lol please take better care of yourself and stop eating potato chips everyday ;___;)

Subaru’s club is missing… and Jin was using it as a shoulder massager wtf Jin I know you are old but ffs =_=

Sousei thanks you for helping him with clearing up, and if you mention something about what you were cleaning up, he’ll talk about how the files he had arranged in alphabetical order were all completely messed up... and I shall quote the next message:

As for the person who did this, I’ve already found out who it is, and for wasting time in such a meaningless matter, I’m going to make him really regret it... fufufu...

(My guess is that it was Hinata, but I think he has enough survival instinct to know better than to mess with Sousei...?)

The next 3 are all the same question, with different answers each time. Sousei mentions that during morning practice a bug appeared and there was a huge commotion. 

If you say “that’s awful”, Sousei will tell you that it was really just a tiny spider, and that Subaru was chasing it around the room, while Kaito and Hinata were trying to run away from it (priceless *_*). Then Jin went to hide in a corner of the room and started shaking a little cos he’s scared of spiders lolol

If you say that you’ll help to catch it next time it appears, he’ll be full of awe for you, saying that he’ll leave it to you next time, and that he always had the image many girls were bad with insects, but alas, it’s you the amazing bug catcher!, and that he’ll be sure to call on you the next time this happens (please do I want to watch all you guys shit yourselves senseless ^^) 

If you ask about who it was that chased it away, he’ll give you a rundown of the whole process ^^

Apparently Jin pushed everyone too hard during dance lesson, and now he feels kinda bad, so he’s considering adjusting the training for the next day depending on everyone’s condition Jin you slave driver

Have I ever mentioned that I realllllly love Jin’s flag march uniform

Why is Jin using English in his first greeting lol. And for some reason seeing him use emojis is kinda... weird lol.

(the convo underneath is very, very interesting, and it comes in a series too, I promise I’ll translate with an extra gag soon)

The top convo is Jin asking you if you wanted anything from Kaito’s favourite patisserie, and if you say you want chocolate, he’ll ask you if you like it sweet, bitter, or white, then says that he won’t forget your choice. Then he says he’ll get a combination anyway cos it’s more delicious lol.

Now if I may direct you to the bottom convo, he asks “Are you hungry?”, which is quite out of place for a Japanese game. The options for 1 and 2 read, literally, “Yes desu” and “No desu” lol.