my constant problem is not being able to think of funny replies that are funnier than your funny replies when I reply to you on your replies to my replies I don't know anymore bye
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my constant problem is not being able to think of funny replies that are funnier than your funny replies when I reply to you on your replies to my replies I don't know anymore bye

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who do i like and why?
um shit well i have this crush on a guy from school idk he's really cute and quiet like me????? so i guess thats why. also he's a redhead adding to the cute thing i mean ah
turn ons
well im asexual so i have no real turn ons? but if you're brave and willing to stick up for someone no matter what i mean wow you're my kind of person
turn offs
again in terms of romantic and not sexual ways i guess some turn offs would be being really distant and/or not willing to commit to a relationship idk im cliche i know
what i notice first about a person
i usually notice how much they talk or don't talk, if they pay attention when someone else is speaking, and how attentively they listen. i also tend to notice things like if they absentmindedly fiddle with things like their hair or jacket hems or the like. and if i'm lucky enough to see their handwriting, that's another thing i'll go in for the kill on. i have the strangest obsession with other people's handwriting i dont even know why
pssst, psssst. *hands you a pair of sunglasses* You're pretty rad yo *skateboards into the sun*
thanks bro
(omg i had to use photoshop for this because i didnt have any sunglasses in reach w hooops)
3. Why I love my bestfriend
because they're very kind, and i feel like i can talk to them about practically anything. there's not many people like them and i'm very glad i met them. you know the kind of person that you can't wait to talk to every day, and you kind of just wait all night thinking about what you're going to say when you see them (if they're a friend in real life) or when they wake up and get online? yeah, that's me with them.
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20, 68, 106
20) im a righty ha h
68) rdj. because id just look in the mirror all day and be like "whoa. im a damn good looking 40+ year old." (i dont know exactly how old rdj is lo l)
106) totally! i do this already. if i get eye contact, i flash a smile. its more of a thing i do to act like im not staring but yeahΒ
β₯, kanaya, equius
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shit um probably
friendliness
bravery (because i lack it to a wide extent)
someone who'll put up with my weird way of showing affection (insults, teasing, playful/gentle bullying)
kanaya (would you rather be a vampire or a wizard?);
wizard, definitely. magic and wands and shit?? man that's the life right there
equius (do you break things easily?);
not really. i mean i'm really clumsy with expensive things (the one thing about me that is truly the bane of my existence. just last night i forgot to check if my bass's strap was on all the way on the peg and it slipped off, causing a tuning key to break somewhat [there're plastic things between the metal pieces and one of them broke]. i almost cried because that bass is my baby). but no, i don't really break things that easily, unless i have the willpower/adrenaline to do so. (this turned into a drabble sorry)
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
when i turned 10, i wanted a big birthday party. it was my first (and last) party actually, so i had a big group of fourth-grade friends come over. we wanted to go to mcdonalds for lunch, but unfortunately, 7 children and my mom cant fit into a four-door truck legally. so, my mom and i sat in the front, and the 6 other girls sat in the bench seat in the back. we were watching out for cop cars like hawks, because we didn't want to get pulled over and the cop to find out there were 3 girls without seatbelts in the backseat. so whenever we saw a cop car (seldom, the cops really couldn't care less about our town because of the low crime rate) we would shout DUCK! and 3 girls would duck down to hide from the cop. this soon became a game of wait a couple seconds, then shout DUCK, even if there were no cop cars.Β
my ten-year-old self found it hilarious, but now i think, wow, the tolerance my mother must have had for us back then. lo l